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Song Parodies -> "Everytime ( I Pee)"

Original Song Title:

"Everytime"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"Everytime ( I Pee)"

Parody Written by:

paige!!!!!!

The Lyrics

the toils of an infected slut.
Ouchie
Come in here
Can you see
Is there something
Something wrong
Is there something wrong with me?

Cause everytimetry to pee,
it hurts my ass, it pains my back
When i pass gass
Should i be worried baby
And everytime i pee, it hurts my ass,
It pains my back when i pass gass
I think i'm worried baby

I take a test
My "flow" ain't here
I hope its not true
I see clear
What we have done
You've knocked me up real hard, babe

Cause everytimetry to pee,
it hurts my ass, it pains my back
When i pass gass
I think i'm pregnant baby
And everytime i pee, it hurts my ass,
It pains my back when i pass gass
I think i'm with a baby

I'll have to get an abortion again
But I need money
I'm still really sick though,
And I think i have H...I...V....

At night I screw
With all your friends
They've HIV too

Cause everytimetry to pee,
it hurts my ass, it pains my back
When i pass gass
I think i'm pregnant baby
And everytime i pee, it hurts my ass,
It pains my back when i pass gass
I think i have HIV







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Pacing: 3.6
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 3.2

Total Votes: 5

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Agrimorfee - March 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Paige!!!!!! (did i put in the correct number of exclamation points?)--you are one sick mofo.
Red Ant - March 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Agrimorfee, when I first saw the author name, that EXACTLY why I turned to this parody, Paige, if you want to submit here and get in the top 10 atleast ( I have no idea where you are, because it really doesnt matter to me personally ) you better atleast triple check or somehow hotkey your name so it doesn't end up wrong. I RARELY vote on songs that I DKTOS, especially anything newer like BS ( Brittney Spears, get your minds out of the gutter ),AND don;t have atleast a few good marks, but I gave you a 444 anyway, because even though I know little about her, I saw her wearing a t-shirt that said M.I.L.F. in waiting, and I know EXACTLY what that means, so she could very well wind up like you said.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - March 09, 2005 - Report this comment
The chorus was utterly screwed, "Cause everytimetry to pee, it hurts my ass, it pains my back When i pass gass" ...how the hell do we sing that? Anyway, there were changes of wording in choruses that put this slightly above the masses. 343
Red Ant - March 10, 2005 - Report this comment
By the way paige, just a guess, but are the 5 !!!!! for each letter in your name as well?
paige!!!!! - March 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Agrimorfee yeah well f*ck u. i thought it was funny. and i dont care how many exclamation points u put in it , cause i just had my name like that so it was more noticable!!!!!!! so there!!!!!
Dumb Ass Kid - March 17, 2005 - Report this comment
It's not a bad parody, just not a terribly good one. Some of the lyrics were so-so, and the pacing was a bit off. I'm not being nasty, just giving you a bit of criticism to work from
paige!!! - March 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Dumb Ass Kid- gracias for the constructive critisim. i was feeling very mad at some ppl when i rote that song, and i wasn't paying very much attention to the pacing and stuff. enjoy my other paridoes, tho!
Red Ant - March 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Paige, Agrimforee may or may not have made that comment in jest, don't take it personally. BELIEVE ME, it is very easy to get the wrong idea about people here of something said to you. Besides, look at any given day and there will be 1-4 parodies on STD's, sex, toilet humor, drugs, etc. Also, most people who post their real "screen names" do not leave comments if they vote 111. A few do, but it happens rarely. Keep em coming.
Tania - March 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Yeah, i know what u mea, paige- about the pacing. Mine's kinda off too but it still makes sense although it's kinda out of tune.
WTF is THIS!??? - August 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Oh well, it's still better than the original... seriously it is.

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