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Song Parodies -> "Everytime I Walk the Plank"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"Everytime I Walk the Plank"

Parody Written by:

Chris Bodily TM

The Lyrics

I be tryin' to submit this parody yesterday, but I be havin' trouble. Here be a pirate parody of Britney Spears's classic ballad, "Everytime." With a tip o' the hat to Paul Robinson.
Seven Seas
Ate me hand
M' leg be peg
Eye be patched
Me sword be long
What kind of pirates be we?

Everytime I ride the tide
I fall into the sea
Be fed to sharks
Escape with no injury
And everytime ya see me in yer dreams
I'm drinkin' rum, I haunt the Seas
Along with fellow mateys

I sail the Seas
With Bucaneers
It's the only way
We get treasure
Like jewels 'n' gold
That's why we sail the High Seas

And everytime ya walk the plank
We tie ya to our deep
And crooked haul
And feed ya to the gators
And everytime me parrot talk to me
I hear his voice, his voice, it be
It be like Gilbert Gottfried

It be a wooden leg
Me hand's a hook, see
Me matey's caused ya pain
And the sharks thar be hungryyyyy


At night ya came
We tied ya up
And stole yer rum!

We drink the rum, we pillage towns
And sail the Seven Seas
And kill some na-tives
That's 'cause we be pirates
And Johnny Depp looks just like me on screen
His leg ain't peg, be golden teeth
I guess he be a pirate!

Avast me landlubbers!
That thar shark be hungry!

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Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 3

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Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - March 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Not bad. Rhyming and pacing weren't particularly crash hot but the pirate references sustained it. 444

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