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Song Parodies -> "Not A Duck, Not Yet A Chicken"

Original Song Title:

"Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman"

Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"Not A Duck, Not Yet A Chicken"

Parody Written by:

Camille Willis

The Lyrics

I used to think I could find nutrients in everything
But now I know
The pond doesn't always flow my way
Feels like I'm caught in chicken wire
That's when I realize


I'm not a duck, not yet a chicken
All I need is feed, some seed that is mine
While I'm laying eggs
I'm not a duck

There is no need to shoot me
It's time that I
Learn to find worms and bugs on my own
I've layed so much more than you know now
So don't tell me to watch my eggs

CHORUS - repeat

But if you look at me closely
You will see it in my eyes
This bird will always find her way


(I'm not a duck) I'm not a duck, don't tell me what to eat
(Not yet a chicken) I'm just trying to find the chicken in me, yeah
(All I need is feed) Oh, all I need is feed
(some seed that is mine) That's mine
While I'm laying eggs
I'm not a duck, not yet a chicken, no no
All I need is feed, some seed that is mine
While I'm laying eggs
I'm not a duck, ooh
Not yet a chicken

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