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Song Parodies -> "William Shatner sings 'Oops... I Did It Again'"

Original Song Title:

"Oops!... I Did It Again"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"William Shatner sings 'Oops... I Did It Again'"

Parody Written by:

Chris Bodily TM

The Lyrics

This will be my last Shatner parody for a while. I'm gonna work on my sequel to the Meat Loaf parody soon enough, but "Anything for Love" is such a long song to parody.
**William Shatner, speaking the lyrics**
I think.... I did it.... Again
I... Made YOU.... Believe we're.... MORE.... Than just friends
Oh.... Baby
It MIGHT seem..... Like-a-crush
But IT... doesn't MEAN... that I'M serious!!!

'Cause I... Command a..... Starship
That IS.... just.... SO typically me
Oh.... Baby-baby

Chorus:
Oops... I..... DIDITAGAIN!!!!
I PLAYED..... with your HEART!!!
GOT lost in.... THE game
You stupid Romulans
Oops YOU... think.... I'minlove
Set.... My phaser... On STUN!
I'm..... not.... that.... INNOCENT!!!!!!!!


YOU see MY problem..... Is THIS
I'm.... In-outer-space
I am a hero..... And never been kissed
I CRY!!!!!!..... Watching the days
Can't you see.... I'm a FOOL... in so... Many WAYS

But I... Command a..... Starship
That IS.... just.... SO typically me
Oh.... Baby... Oh...


Chorus:
Oops... I.... Did it.... AGAIN!!!!
I played.... Captain Kirk
And.... Other.... Cool dudes
Like TJ Hooker
Oops... You think I am Spock?
Or.. that villain named.... KHAAAANNNN!
You're such.... an-IDIOT!!!

(Tempo slows down for Shatner to include an impromptu speech that makes absolutely no sense)

What.... Kind of a name.... Is Britney Spears anyway?
Britney..... Is a variant.... Of the name.... Brittany
Brittany is named after...... The Britons
Those from England.... Who moved to France
During the Anglo-Saxon..... Wars in England
It is a French name.... Like Jean-Luc or..... Jacques

A spear..... Is but a weapon.... Used for killing
In the days.... Before guns... And phasers
It is.... Just a stick with a point..... On top of it
But it's a very..... Indigenous.... Weapon... If you will
I guess her name means..... That.... Britney spears
She KILLS.... With... Her mu.... Sic!
She makes you.... Think.... Makes you feel.... Makes you dance....
Makes you cry... When she sings... "Everytime"
And that's.... How the the name... Britney Spears.... Came to be

(The song is interrupted -- yet again-- by a nuclear meltdown of the Enterprise)

"Mr. Spock! Find the anti-Meltdown button.... And cancel the meltdown!"
"Yes, Captain!"
"Mr. Scott! Beam me down to the... subbasement!"
"Rrrrright yer arrrre, Captain!"
"Mr. Sulu! Check for viruses... In the ship's hardware!"
"I'm on it, Captain!"
"Dr. McCoy! See if there's a bug... in the... system!"
"Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not an electrition!!"
"You're right, McCoy!"
"Thank you for cancelling the meltdown! If you would like another meltdown, press the Meltdown button."
"Our... Ship.... Is safe... Again"

(The song continues right where it left off)

Oops... I.... DIDITAGAIN!!!!....Can't you see?
We stopped..... a... nuclear meltdown!!!.... Oh baby
Oops..... you think that I was in love?
I'm not.... That.... INNOCENT!!!

Oops... I..... DIDITAGAIN!!!!
I PLAYED..... with your HEART!!!
GOT lost in.... THE game
You stupid Romulans
Oops YOU... think.... I'minlove
Set.... My phaser... On STUN!
I'm..... not.... that.... INNOCENT!!!!!!!!

Oops... I.... Did it.... AGAIN!!!!
I played.... Captain Kirk
And.... Other.... Cool dudes
Like TJ Hooker
Oops... You think I am Spock?
Or.. that villain named.... KHAAAANNNN!
I'm..... not.... that.... INNOCENT!!!!!!!!

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Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.1

Total Votes: 25

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Kim West - January 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Extremely bizarre, but somehow I can picture Captain Kirk doing this. Very creative if somewhat disturbing.
Johnny D - January 24, 2005 - Report this comment
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!! Too freakin' funny, LOL !!!
Warp 555, en-frikkin'-GAGE!
Phil Alexander - January 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Oh, you b****d, Chris - just after I'd managed to get Shatner's version of "Lucy in the Sky" out of my head... you come along with this. I have this nasty feeling, he might just do it, too :-D
Claude Prez - January 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Great stuff
Michael Pacholek - January 24, 2005 - Report this comment
He's dead, Jim! He died laughing at this parody!
Agrimorfee - January 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Silly. More of a comedy sketch idea than a parody, but gave me a smile. ("Denny Crain!") 544
laurie knowles - January 24, 2005 - Report this comment
That is just so clever. In my mind, I can hear William Shatner speaking this. Good work.
Sweet Indigo - January 25, 2005 - Report this comment
I don't like this parody.


I love it.
Jeff Reuben - January 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Well done!
Kristof Robertson - January 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Freakin' insane...love it! 555
Jack Wilson - January 26, 2005 - Report this comment
AWESOME!!! 555!
hmmm - January 26, 2005 - Report this comment
not too good.
Spongy - January 31, 2005 - Report this comment
For those who said it does meet the pacing...it's not supposed to. That's why it's funny.

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