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Song Parodies -> "My Immortal"

Original Song Title:

"Everytime"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"My Immortal"

Parody Written by:

Chris Bodily TM

The Lyrics

Someone on a Britney messageboard thought that "Everytime" and "My Immortal" should be mashed up into one big fake duet. Their wish has been granted here. This will haunt a lot of you here, so read at your own risk. You must read from the beginning to the end, because you will not be allowed to do otherwise.... psyche! That's what Hitchcock did with Psycho.
I can't stand
Being here
Suppressed by my
Childish fears
These wounds won't heal
This pain's so unreal to me

My immortal makes me cry
I fall without my wings
Time can't erase
The time we've wasted, baby
And when you cried I'd dry away your tears
you'd scream, I'd fight away your fears
But you still have all of me

You'd captivate
Me by your light
I'm bound by life
You left behind
Your face it haunts
And it screws up my sanity

And everytime I try to fly
You tire out my wings
The pain's unreal
I guess I am immortal
And everytime I sleep, you're in my dreams
I see your face, you're haunting me
Your voice chased all my sanity

I said that you were gone
You're still with me
My weakness caused you pain
I've been alone all along

Ohhhh

At night I pray
That soon your face
Will fade away

And my immortal makes me cry
I fall without my wings
Time can't erase
The time we've wasted, baby
And everytime I sleep, you're in my dreams
I see your face, you're haunting me
Your voice chased all my sanity

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Overall Rating: 4.2

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MysteryGoat - January 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Not a bad job putting them both together like that.
sk8er girl - January 19, 2005 - Report this comment
This parody is an insult to all the Evanescence fans out there, I mean, it's just so fuc*ing cruel to mix up Britney with Evanescence, it'sjust so friggin cruel...the only line I liked was the one with >
Chris Bodily TM - January 22, 2005 - Report this comment
This parody is not an insult to Evanescence, rather a tribute to both Britney "Genius, even though she isn't God" Spears and Evanescence. They both had the two most depressing hit songs of 2004 -- besides "The Reason" and those overplayed rap songs. If you don't like Britney, don't read the parody (Nevermind, bad idea). Just STOP BASHING BRITNEY.. please.
GRRRRness - January 31, 2005 - Report this comment
I dont like it. Got a problem with it? I dont care. It's pure evilness to go and mash a great Evanescence song with a crapiest (sp?) of crap song like Britney Spears'. It's just wrong.

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