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Song Parodies -> "Everytime"
Original Song Title:
"Everytime"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Britney Spears
Parody Song Title:
"Everytime"
Parody Written by:
Desiree Huffman
The Lyrics
About her relationships.
Beleive Me, Don't demand
"who is he?"
"Uh just a freind"
While you were gone
I let your best freind kiss me
Chorus:
Everytime I try a guy
We brawl, about the things
That seem so small
Like who I sleep with baby
And everytime I'm underneath the sheets
Its a new face, that looks at me
I have needs too baby
I make believe
You are queer
Cuz if your gay
I don't have to tear
Who have I done?
You seem to think I'm easy
Chorus:
I may have not abstained
Please forgive me
My weakness clear and plain
Im not strong, Im sorry
At night I play
Too forget the faces
I betrayed
Chorus:
"who is he?"
"Uh just a freind"
While you were gone
I let your best freind kiss me
Chorus:
Everytime I try a guy
We brawl, about the things
That seem so small
Like who I sleep with baby
And everytime I'm underneath the sheets
Its a new face, that looks at me
I have needs too baby
I make believe
You are queer
Cuz if your gay
I don't have to tear
Who have I done?
You seem to think I'm easy
Chorus:
I may have not abstained
Please forgive me
My weakness clear and plain
Im not strong, Im sorry
At night I play
Too forget the faces
I betrayed
Chorus:
"tear" ( teer) as in something you do when you cry, not something you do when you rip something.
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Usually I'm offended by Britney-bashing parodies, but I was actually thinking about how brilliant your satire is in this parody. The whole Kevin thing is making me see her personal life in a negative light. You would too if the woman you just had to make yours abruptly married someone else -- and doesn't even know you exist. I gave you all 5's.
bitch, that song susks more then brittany!
i did not write that comment
thank you I totally forgot about this!
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