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Song Parodies -> "Everytime"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Desiree Huffman

The Lyrics

About her relationships.
Beleive Me, Don't demand
"who is he?"
"Uh just a freind"
While you were gone
I let your best freind kiss me


Everytime I try a guy
We brawl, about the things
That seem so small
Like who I sleep with baby
And everytime I'm underneath the sheets
Its a new face, that looks at me
I have needs too baby

I make believe
You are queer
Cuz if your gay
I don't have to tear
Who have I done?
You seem to think I'm easy


I may have not abstained
Please forgive me
My weakness clear and plain
Im not strong, Im sorry

At night I play
Too forget the faces
I betrayed


"tear" ( teer) as in something you do when you cry, not something you do when you rip something.

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Voting Results

Pacing: 3.5
How Funny: 3.5
Overall Rating: 3.5

Total Votes: 4

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 4   0
 5   2

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Chris Bodily TM - December 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Usually I'm offended by Britney-bashing parodies, but I was actually thinking about how brilliant your satire is in this parody. The whole Kevin thing is making me see her personal life in a negative light. You would too if the woman you just had to make yours abruptly married someone else -- and doesn't even know you exist. I gave you all 5's.
Slut - January 30, 2005 - Report this comment
bitch, that song susks more then brittany!
viva la spatula guitarist - December 22, 2005 - Report this comment
i did not write that comment
Desiree Huffman - April 28, 2006 - Report this comment
thank you I totally forgot about this!

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