Song Parodies -> Pop Zits
| Original Song Title: | "Toxic" |
| Original Performer: | Britney Spears |
| Parody Song Title: | "Pop Zits" |
| Parody Written by: | runoncoldfire |
Pimple tragedy
Eruptin'
It's greasy too
Just like an oven
You're breaking out
It's suckin'
Don't go on dates
Cause your face
Is filled with zits
Acne is a bitch
It's spreading now
Can't control it
Apply
Blemish cream
Attack those pores
Killing germs, feel clean
Clear up your acne
With a twist of your wrist
Whiteheads will die
Zit popping
It's rather messy
With a pinch of your
Fingers very tight
It's disgusting to do
Don't you know not to pop zits
It's not useful to you
Don't you know not to pop zits
Your pizza face
Is red and like
Covered with dips
Of the crater type
Dirty
It's kind of slick with sheen
Blackheads
Won't come out
Really not fair
Your acne abounds
No solution found
With a twist of your wrist
Whiteheads will die
Zit popping
It's rather messy
With a pinch of your
Fingers very tight
It's disgusting to do
Don't you know not to pop zits
It's not useful to you
Don't you know not to pop zits
With a twist of your wrist
Whiteheads will die
Zit popping
It's rather messy
With a pinch of your
Fingers very tight
It's disgusting to do
Don't you know not to pop zits
It's not useful to you
Don't you know not to pop zits
Blemishes do explode
In pores on your nose
Your zits they really show
Your zits they really show
Blemishes do explode
In pores on your nose
Your zits they really show
Eruptin'
It's greasy too
Just like an oven
You're breaking out
It's suckin'
Don't go on dates
Cause your face
Is filled with zits
Acne is a bitch
It's spreading now
Can't control it
Apply
Blemish cream
Attack those pores
Killing germs, feel clean
Clear up your acne
With a twist of your wrist
Whiteheads will die
Zit popping
It's rather messy
With a pinch of your
Fingers very tight
It's disgusting to do
Don't you know not to pop zits
It's not useful to you
Don't you know not to pop zits
Your pizza face
Is red and like
Covered with dips
Of the crater type
Dirty
It's kind of slick with sheen
Blackheads
Won't come out
Really not fair
Your acne abounds
No solution found
With a twist of your wrist
Whiteheads will die
Zit popping
It's rather messy
With a pinch of your
Fingers very tight
It's disgusting to do
Don't you know not to pop zits
It's not useful to you
Don't you know not to pop zits
With a twist of your wrist
Whiteheads will die
Zit popping
It's rather messy
With a pinch of your
Fingers very tight
It's disgusting to do
Don't you know not to pop zits
It's not useful to you
Don't you know not to pop zits
Blemishes do explode
In pores on your nose
Your zits they really show
Your zits they really show
Blemishes do explode
In pores on your nose
Your zits they really show
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