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Song Parodies -> "Not A Tadpole, Not Yet A Froggy"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman"

Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"Not A Tadpole, Not Yet A Froggy"

Parody Written by:

Mallory and Danielle

The Lyrics

Tee hee. . .such a serious, solemn song. Sing it with all your heart. Oh, and we aren't particularly fond of Britney Spears, either.
I used to think
I'd always be in this pond swimming
But now i know
Ill be on land in a
few more days, yeah

Feels like I'm caught in the algae
That's when I realize

Not a tadpole
Not yet a froggy
All I neeeeeed's a spine
and to grow these legs of mine
While I'm in between

Not a tadpole
There is no need to collect me
In time I'll die
If you put meeeee in your bowl
i need so much room to grow noooooow
I'll be Hopping and eating the fliiiiiies

NOt a tadopole
Not yet a froggy
All i neeeeeeeeeds a spine
and to grow these legs of mine
While I'm in between

NOt a tadpole
But if you look at me closely
You will see im sprouting legs
But there is still a tail
my waaaaaay

NOt a tadpole
I'm not a tadpole can you not see?
Not yet a froggy
I'm just tryin' ta find the froggy in meeeee
All i neeeed's a spine (is All I need)
and to grow these legs of mine
I'm still in betweeen

Not a tadpole
Not yet a froggy
All I neeed's a spine
And a lily pad that's mine
I'm still in between

Not a tadpole
Not yet a froggie
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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 3

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Diddims - August 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Ribbit ribbit! Well-done! This might as well have been sung by Britney! I don't like her either. She's sucks... and not just you-know-what...
kitty - September 04, 2004 - Report this comment
lol, diddims, Britney Spears sucks big time. Well done, Mallory and Danielle.

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