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Song Parodies -> "Fred & Ethel"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"Fred & Ethel"

Parody Written by:

Chris Bodily TM

The Lyrics

I wanted to do two "Everytime" parodies because it is my most parodied song, next to "Teen Spirit." I figured I had five parodfies of both "Everytime" and "Teen Spirit," so I decided to do two more "Everytime" parodies. This is a tribute to the Mertzes from "I Love Lucy."
Hey Ricky
How's the band?
Home early?
Think it's time
Our landlords came
Man and wife who are so cheap

Fred & Ethel drop on by
It makes for comedy
We have a ball
Fred's such a cheapskate, Lucy

And everytime I see you out the door
They see our place, they bother me
I guess I makes great comedy

I make believe
I'm in your show
It's the only way
You won't say "No"
The Mertzes come
Like something out of TV

And you can never do my show
What huge catastrophe
That show would be
Don't come to the Cabana
Ethel and Fred are welcome anyday
I don't want shows that suck these ways
You're such a redhead, baby

Same reruns every day
But it's still funny
And Ethel and I sheme
And you and Fred get payback

(Lucy cires comedically)

They come today

Where's Little Rick?
And What's for dinner?

Yeah, Fred's so cheap I don't know why
He wants dinero greens
He is so bald
I guess he just wants money

What did you say? I'm not really that cheap
I love my wife, my friends, money
Money, money, and money

(Lucy cries, Ricky plays "Babaloo,and Fred & Ethel dance.)

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