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Song Parodies -> "A Day in the Life of an Amish Farmer"

Original Song Title:

"Everytime"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"A Day in the Life of an Amish Farmer"

Parody Written by:

Chris Bodily TM

The Lyrics

Four-Thirty
Milking cows
Why are we
Very plain?
Our ways are strict
We shun electricity

Jebediah plows the grass
And Jakob drives the buggy
And we all
Are very Amish, baby
And Ezekiel feeds the chickens seed
You see my face, the beard on me
I'm very Amish, baby

Butter's churned
By Zebediah
It's the only way
Amish live
The girls sew quilts
Being Amish isn't easy

We sell the quilts at discount price
I hate technology
Ours is so small
We don't use electricity
And Jebediah wakes up from his dreams
To milk the cows, there's no TV
I guess we're very retro

We harvest our own grain
Phone nobody
We don't drive Chevrolet
And we ride in a buggy

Ezekiel

At night we pray
And go to sleep
And do our chores

We milk the cows, we harvest grain
We sew some quilts, you see
At discount price
And Jakob feeds the chickens
And Ezekiel drives our buggy thing
We do not use technology
We don't wear buttons baby

(No telephones
Evil buttons
No electricity
None at all)

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Pacing: 1.8
How Funny: 2.4
Overall Rating: 2.4

Total Votes: 5

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Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - July 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice tribute to Weird Al, but too repetitive and not enough original jokes.
Kenny - July 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Sounds a little like Amish Paradies by Werid Al ...
Blethar - July 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Woooow. Although it's...an idea for a parody and could be considered a Weird Al tribute like Jake pointed out....the pacing sucked, it had a distinct resemblance in words to "Amish Paradise" and plain wasn't funny. 1-1-2 just cause I'm kind.
MewSword - August 23, 2004 - Report this comment
This is pretty much a ripped off Weird Al parody, like they all say. Listen to the people, get creative, get messy, make mistakes, but don't copy.

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