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Song Parodies -> "I'm Not A Blackhead, Not Yet A Pimple"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Not A Blackhead, Not Yet A Pimple"

Parody Written by:

Karla

The Lyrics

I used to think why I am bumpy and pussy
But now I know
I'm some kind of blemish that looks awful
Feels like nobody wants me
That's when I realize

CHORUS

I'm not a blackhead, not yet a pimple
All I need is Clearasil, and Neutrogena too
While I'm in between
I'm not a blackhead

There is no need to pop me
It's time that I
Learn to put make-up on my self
People they point and make faces
So don't tell me to squirt my puss

CHOURS-repeat

But if you look at me closely
You will see it in my head
This blemish will never go away

CHORUS

(I'm not a blackhead) I'm not a pimple yet, just wait till I grow
(Not yet a pimple) I'm just trying to see what cream works on me, yeah
(All I need is Clearasil) Oh, all I need is cream
(And Neutrogena too) that works
While I'm in between
I'm not a blackhead, not yet a pimple, no no
All I need is Clearasil, and Neutrogena too
While I'm in between
I'm not a blackhead, ooh
Not yet a pimple

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