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Song Parodies -> "Stalker"

Original Song Title:

"Everytime"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"Stalker"

Parody Written by:

Frankie

The Lyrics

Go away
Please don't stay
You scare me when
You say "hey"
This is so wrong
Why keep bothering me?

Everytime I try to walk
I need a body guard
Life is so hard
Your stalking is so crazy
And everytime I see you near my house
I get freaked out, this is not fair
Your stalking is so crazy

I make believe
That you aren't here
Then maybe I
Can try to steer
This stupid car
You don't go away easy

Everytime I try to walk
I need a body guard
Life is so hard
Your stalking is so crazy
And everytime I see you near my house
I get freaked out, this is not fair
Your stalking is so crazy

Please just go away
Don't try to stay
I think you are insane
And you'll be sorry

At night I pray
That soon your ass will go away

Everytime I try to walk
I need a body guard
Life is so hard
Your stalking is so crazy
And everytime I see you near my house
I get freaked out, this is not fair
Your stalking is so crazy
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M-Dawg - July 05, 2004 - Report this comment
was this about the photographer?
Frankie - July 05, 2004 - Report this comment
lol... no it wasn't...but that's not a bad idea, I wish I thought of that.

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