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Song Parodies -> "I Was A Boy, Now I'm A Woman"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Not A Girl, Now Yet A Woman"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"I Was A Boy, Now I'm A Woman"

Parody Written by:

Kimberly G.

The Lyrics

FUN CRAZY QUESTION: Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?
i used to think
tape could pull back everything
but now i know
surgery is the only way
no longer caught in the middle
i think it's time you realize

I was a boy
now i'm a woman
it might have took some time
but the surgery went just fine
nothings hanging between
i was a boy

There is no need to hate me
it's time that you
learn to accept me for who i am
i've already been to the doctor
he said i'll grow breast with time

I was a boy (a boy, now i'm a woman)
now i'm a woman( i've found the faggot in me)
it might have took some time
but the surgery went just fine
nothings hanging between
i was a boy

but now if you look at it closely
you'll see my thing is gone
The doctor said he has it in a jar

I was a boy ( I was a boy now look at what's become)
now i'm a woman(i've finally found the faggot in me)
it might have took some time( it might have took some time now i'm)
but the surgery went just fine
no longer in between

I was a boy (a boy, now i'm a woman)
now i'm a woman( i've found the sissy in me)
it might have took some time
but the surgery went just fine
nothings hanging between
i was a boy
ooh
Now i'm a woman
ANSWER TO THE FUN CRAZY QUESTION: because you practice to be the best you can be, and sometimes you can be perfect in some things, but not everything.

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Agrimorfee aka Simon Cowell - June 15, 2004 - Report this comment
I looked for something funny in your song, but sadly could not find a thing. GIPE. The use of the term "faggot" is totally off-base...join the 21st century, chum.
EmiLoca - June 15, 2004 - Report this comment
I agree with Agrimorfee. You might want to grammar-check a few of your lines, as well. GIPE = Great Idea Poorly Executed?
emiloca - June 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Re: GIPE. Correct. Right on the nose, emil.
MrMacphisto - June 15, 2004 - Report this comment
C'mon guys, faggot's just a word.... I thought it was funny... I can't bring myself to rating something lowly just for the sake of being P.C.
Agrimorfee - June 15, 2004 - Report this comment
In that way of thinking Mr.M, "nigger" and "wop" and "polack" are words, too. :* My point though, is, a transgendered person is not a "faggot".
Flibbertigibbet - June 15, 2004 - Report this comment
That wasn't necassary, Agrimorfee. So what if MrMacphisto stated that "faggot" is just a word. You didn't have to degrade yourself to make a point. Think next time. Now, to the point, thought this parody was a great effort.
Kimberly G. - June 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks for your comments. I didn't mean to offend anyone by the use of the word "faggot" i thought it just fit well with the song and everything like that. But i'm laughing at the fact that you all have turned my comment space into an Issue messageboard...i kind of like it. thanks for your votes- high or low- next time i'll be sure to type something way better.
Joni Fan - June 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Poor word choice in context– Faggot???? Obviously, you know this word isn’t PC. However, the bigger problem is labeling a “faggot” as a boy who got fixed and became a woman. You’re confused.
Diddims - June 28, 2004 - Report this comment
A transgendered person is NOT a "faggot". Some transgenders are gay, some of them are straight... something like this: a mother finding that her son is transgender. "Are you gay?!", "No mom, I'm a lesbian." that's what it's like a lot of the time; they're just a straight or gay person trapped in the body of the opposite sex. Do you even know what a "faggot" really is? What it really means? It's a bundle of sticks (or, in Britain, a bundle of cigarettes). Terms like "homo", "queer", "fag", "nigger", "dyke", "Kraut", "Spic", and others... there's some things that you just don't say. I happen to be one of these things and I do not and will not stand for these words... perhaps they are "just words", but they still wound people.

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