-> "Non-Toxic"
Original Song Title:
"Toxic"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Non-Toxic"
Parody Written by:
Eric Welch
The Lyrics
Borden, can't you see
I'm wantin'
This kind of glue
Should have a warning
It's dangerous
Gotta get me some
There's no escape
I'm ready now
I need a hit
From that Elmer's cow
It's dangerous
It's refillable
Too much
Can't calm down
It's in my hair
And it's all around
But it's washable
With a taste on my lips
I'm on a high
Non-Toxic
I'm sticky fingered
With a taste of adhesive paradise
I'm addicted to glue
Don't you know it's non-toxic
And I'm stuck onto you
Don't you know it's non-toxic
It's way too late
To give it up
I twisted off
The little orange cap
Slowly
It's all over me
Too much
Can't calm down
It's in my hair
And it's all around
But it's washable
With a taste on my lips
I'm on a high
Non-Toxic
I'm sticky fingered
With a taste of adhesive paradise
I'm addicted to glue
Don't you know it's non-toxic
And I'm stuck onto you
Don't you know it's non-toxic
Don't you know it's non-toxic
...taste on my lips
I'm on a high
Non-Toxic
I'm sticky fingered
With a taste of adhesive paradise
I'm addicted to glue
Don't you know it's non-toxic
With a taste on my lips
I'm on a high
Non-Toxic
I'm sticky fingered
With a taste of adhesive paradise
I'm addicted to glue
Don't you know it's non-toxic
I really love it now
I made a solemn vow
I think I'm ready now
For that Elmer's cow
I really love it now
I made a solemn vow
I think I'm ready now
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