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Song Parodies -> "Non-Toxic"

Original Song Title:

"Toxic"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"Non-Toxic"

Parody Written by:

Eric Welch

The Lyrics

Dedicated to all of us who grew up with Elmer's glue in the classroom -- that's just about everyone in America, right?
Borden, can't you see
I'm wantin'
This kind of glue
Should have a warning
It's dangerous
Gotta get me some

There's no escape
I'm ready now
I need a hit
From that Elmer's cow
It's dangerous
It's refillable

Too much
Can't calm down
It's in my hair
And it's all around
But it's washable

With a taste on my lips
I'm on a high
Non-Toxic
I'm sticky fingered
With a taste of adhesive paradise
I'm addicted to glue
Don't you know it's non-toxic
And I'm stuck onto you
Don't you know it's non-toxic

It's way too late
To give it up
I twisted off
The little orange cap
Slowly
It's all over me

Too much
Can't calm down
It's in my hair
And it's all around
But it's washable

With a taste on my lips
I'm on a high
Non-Toxic
I'm sticky fingered
With a taste of adhesive paradise
I'm addicted to glue
Don't you know it's non-toxic
And I'm stuck onto you
Don't you know it's non-toxic

Don't you know it's non-toxic

...taste on my lips
I'm on a high
Non-Toxic
I'm sticky fingered
With a taste of adhesive paradise
I'm addicted to glue
Don't you know it's non-toxic

With a taste on my lips
I'm on a high
Non-Toxic
I'm sticky fingered
With a taste of adhesive paradise
I'm addicted to glue
Don't you know it's non-toxic

I really love it now
I made a solemn vow
I think I'm ready now
For that Elmer's cow
I really love it now
I made a solemn vow
I think I'm ready now
Copyright 2004, Eric WelchCheck out my music page: Mutagen Theory

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Tibbygirl - June 09, 2004 - Report this comment
That was just grand.........like a piano playing in my ear. Especially "adhesive paradise"...very nice. And Elmer's cow. Nothing can make a good parody like sticky substances.............
Billy Florio - June 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent job Eric...song of the day
nadia - June 09, 2004 - Report this comment
that was pretty damn funny
Ashkicksass - June 09, 2004 - Report this comment
My personal favorite was "it's in my hair and it's all around." Great job!

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