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Song Parodies -> "The Real Toxic"

Original Song Title:

"Toxic"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"The Real Toxic"

Parody Written by:

Kimberly G.

The Lyrics

FUN CRAZY QUESTION: If a chicken had lips, could it whistle?
mommy can't you see
i don't change
My panties smell
my scent is strange
i'm like a crackhead
begging for change

when you're near me
there's no escape
it's makes no sense
why i'm so funky
i make the room
smell stank and dirrty

Like shit
I stick on you
total number of baths adds up to Two
make people leave the room

It's no secret that i don't brush my teeth
I'm Nasty and i want the world to see
even strange people point me to the hygiene aisle
i'm on stanky stinky whore
don't you know i'm something Toxic
No one loves how i smell
I call me something Toxic

Now it's to late
to clean me up
you should wait
listerine filled cup
i'm not ready, cause it'll burn

Like shit
I stick on you
total number of baths adds up to Two
make people leave the room

It's no secret that i don't brush my teeth
I'm Nasty and i want the world to see
even strange people point me to the hygiene aisle
i'm on stanky stinky whore
don't you know i'm something Toxic
No one loves how i smell
I call me something Toxic
don't you know i'm something Toxic?

SOAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
BATHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


(get the soap and the water we can break it down)
I'm Nasty and i want the world to see
even strange people point me to the hygiene aisle
i'm on stanky stinky whore
don't you know i'm something Toxic
It's no secret that i don't brush my teeth
I'm Nasty and i want the world to see
even strange people point me to the hygiene aisle
i'm on stanky stinky whore
don't you know i'm something Toxic?

I need a bath right now
so i get loving now
i think i'm ready now
( i know i'm ready now)
so bring the soap and rag
Hurry up don't drag
wash me you flithy hag

(splash splash splash splash)
(c) Kimberly G. Inc.

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