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Song Parodies -> "Oops... I'm Not Retarded"

Original Song Title:

"Oops... I Did It Again"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"Oops... I'm Not Retarded"

Parody Written by:

Andrew Leverett

The Lyrics

Ha this reminds me of my friend Sara
(Verse 1)
I think I did it again
I fell down the stairs And hit my head
Oh sh*t
I think I blushed
But it doesn¡Çt mean I left a mark

But to lose all my brain cells
That¡Çs because im really turning¡Ä
Oh daddy, daddy

(Chorus 1)
Oops¡ÄI¡Çm retarded again
I lost my shoe, but oh! There¡Çs Winnie the Pooh
Oh granny, granny
Oops..! My mom thought I was on drugs
And that I got hit up and mugged
I¡Çm not that retarded

(Verse 2)
You see my problem is this
I¡Çm feeling for grain
Getting spit on thinkin¡Ç it¡Çs rain
Wishing for my friend to truly exist
I cry watching horses eat hay
But you see I play pool with my food tray

But I lost all my senses
That is just so typically me
Oh mommy! Aw!

(Chorus 2)
Oops! I took a crap again
I threw it at you
Right smack on you too
Oh mommy, mommy
Oops! You thought my brain is back
Well maybe it is on crack
I lost my shoulder strap

¡ÈOh god here¡Çs the whore!¡É
¡ÈBritney before you go there is something you need to have!¡É
¡ÈYes go ahead I know I lost¡É
¡ÈBritney you¡Çre a stupid retarded bimbo¡É
¡ÈOh me too¡É
¡ÈHuh¡É
¡ÈAw you shouldn¡Çt have!¡É

Oops! I confused you
With my brain
Got lost in a cornfield maze
Oops! You think im sent from God!
I love my sexy Star Wars pod

(Chorus 1)

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M-Dawg - May 12, 2004 - Report this comment
wow THAT PARODY was retarded

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