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Song Parodies -> "Oops... I'm Not Retarded"

Original Song Title:

"Oops... I Did It Again"

Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"Oops... I'm Not Retarded"

Parody Written by:

Andrew Leverett

The Lyrics

Ha this reminds me of my friend Sara
(Verse 1)
I think I did it again
I fell down the stairs And hit my head
Oh sh*t
I think I blushed
But it doesn°«t mean I left a mark

But to lose all my brain cells
That°«s because im really turning°ń
Oh daddy, daddy

(Chorus 1)
Oops°ńI°«m retarded again
I lost my shoe, but oh! There°«s Winnie the Pooh
Oh granny, granny
Oops..! My mom thought I was on drugs
And that I got hit up and mugged
I°«m not that retarded

(Verse 2)
You see my problem is this
I°«m feeling for grain
Getting spit on thinkin°« it°«s rain
Wishing for my friend to truly exist
I cry watching horses eat hay
But you see I play pool with my food tray

But I lost all my senses
That is just so typically me
Oh mommy! Aw!

(Chorus 2)
Oops! I took a crap again
I threw it at you
Right smack on you too
Oh mommy, mommy
Oops! You thought my brain is back
Well maybe it is on crack
I lost my shoulder strap

°»Oh god here°«s the whore!°…
°»Britney before you go there is something you need to have!°…
°»Yes go ahead I know I lost°…
°»Britney you°«re a stupid retarded bimbo°…
°»Oh me too°…
°»Aw you shouldn°«t have!°…

Oops! I confused you
With my brain
Got lost in a cornfield maze
Oops! You think im sent from God!
I love my sexy Star Wars pod

(Chorus 1)

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Pacing: 4.0
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Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 3

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M-Dawg - May 12, 2004 - Report this comment
wow THAT PARODY was retarded

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