We were sitting in the bistro
Of the local hotel
I said "What smells like poo?"

They call you Pepe Le Pew
And you really don't know why
So I'll give you a clue

Remember
When you sat next to me
I had to move further away
Remember
I asked you where you had been
You wouldn't say
You know I almost died

I'm sorry, I think I need a gas mask
I'm sorry, sitting near you is no easy task
Oh, it's time for Pepe Le Pew to go

Sometimes I tried hinting to you that you were smelling really bad
You couldn't take the hint
Please move away Pepe Le Pew, or you will make me sad

Remember
When you sat next to me
I had to move further away
Remember
I asked you where you had been
You wouldn't say
You know I almost died

I'm sorry, I think I need a gas mask
I'm sorry sitting near you is no easy task
Oh, it's time for Pepe Le Pew to go

I'm sorry I didn't mean to offend you
But you can't go around smelling like a piece of poo
It's time for Pepe Le Pew to go

I used to be able to sit next to you
Without there being a bad smell
I'm not sure exactly what it is - maybe it's BO
Maybe it's something you ate
Maybe you have a problem with flatulence
Only thing about you that I hate
I'll return when the coast is clear

I'm so sorry
I did not mean to offend you
I'll return when the coast is clear

I'm sorry to say, you are smelling like shit
You're going to have to see about it
I'm going away, but I will be right here
When the coast is eventually clear

I'm sorry I think I need a gas mask
I'm sorry sitting near you is no easy task
Oh, it's time for Pepe Le Pew to go

I'm sorry, it's for the best that you know
Don't worry, I'll come back when the coast is clear
Its time for Pepe Le Pew to go!!!