-> "Anorexic"
Original Song Title:
"Toxic"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Anorexic"
Parody Written by:
Niels Buus
The Lyrics
"Toxic"
J-Lo, can't you see
Appaling
Your ass is fat
Should wear a warning
It's dangerous
It's falling.
There's no escape
from gaining weight
I need a diet
to keep me slim and straight,
It's dangerous
I'm lovin' it.
Too thin
can't come down
losing weight
floating round and round
Do you feel me now?
With the taste of my pills
I'm on a ride
I'm manic, I'm slipping under
with a taste of a beauty paradise
I'm addicted to it
I am soo anorexic,
and you love what I do,
I am soo anorexic.
I'm gaining weight
I gotta stop
I took a sip
from a non-diet cup
Slowly
It's taking over me
Too thin
Can't come down
I'm in the air
losing pound by pound
Can you drag me down?
With the taste of my pills
I'm on a ride
I'm manic, I'm slipping under
with a taste of a beauty paradise
I'm addicted to it
I am soo anorexic,
and you love what I do,
I am soo anorexic.
I am soo anorexic.
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With the taste of my pills
I'm on a ride
I'm manic, I'm slipping under
with a taste of a beauty paradise
I'm addicted to it
I am soo anorexic.
I'm anorexic now
it is my passion, starve.
I think I'm ready now
I think I'm ready now
I'm anorexic now
It is my passion, starve.
I think I'm ready now
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