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Song Parodies -> "The Passion"

Original Song Title:

"Toxic"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"The Passion"

Parody Written by:

Curtis McIntyre

The Lyrics

Before people read my lyrics, I would like to state that I am Jewish and found nothing anti-semetic about the movie "The Passion Of The Christ". My song is just about the weird people who are seeing it and thinking that Mel Gibson hates Jews just because his father said the Holocaust never happened.
I just went to see - The Passion
Now I hate Jews - Cuz Mel Gibson
Influenced me - To be Christian

I watched Jesus - Get beat
By thorns and rocks - It really sucks
To be Jesus - The God's son

He's put - on a cross - while Jews poke at him with sticks
I would hate that

Jesus gets crucified on the big screen
And it is all the Jew's fault, now
This movies anti-semetic ways
May offend all of you, but it made me a Nazi
May offend all of you, but it made me a Nazi

Mel Gibson's dad - Truly believes
That the Holocaust - Never happened
He says there'd be - Too many bodies

He's put - on a cross - while Jews poke at him with sticks
I would hate that

Jesus gets crucified on the big screen
And it is all the Jew's fault, now
This movies anti-semetic ways
May offend all of you, but it made me a Nazi
May offend all of you, but it made me a Nazi
But it made me a Nazi

JESUS!

Jesus gets crucified on the big screen
And it is all the Jew's fault, now
This movies anti-semetic ways
May offend all of you, but it made me a Nazi

Jesus gets crucified on the big screen
And it is all the Jew's fault, now
This movies anti-semetic ways
May offend all of you, but it made me a Nazi
May offend all of you, but it made me a Nazi

Jesus gets crucified on the big screen
And it is all the Jew's fault, now
This movies anti-semetic ways
May offend all of you, but it made me a Nazi
May offend all of you, but it made me a Nazi

I hate Jews now
Hate rabbis now
Hate dradle now
I hate Jews now

I hate Jews now
Hate rabbis now
Hate dradle now
I hate Jews now

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