-> "Catz"
Original Song Title:
"Boyz"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Catz"
The Lyrics
For whatever reason
I know I've loved them all my life
A few people understand
All the other cat fanatics in the world
52 of them
I spotted it purring
No-one would look that way
It's ragged stray looks
With hair like hay
I should've got it
But my parents said no
They'd rather have a dog
A Lahsa Apso
People say dogs are a man's best friend
Say that their smart when they lick their ends
Cats make nice noise
Don't smell at all
Who cares if they don't come when you call
Cats
I really love to hold them
Cats
To stroke a pussy
Cats
Whenever I'm with one
Cats
I feel all tingly
Pick a cat from the shelter
Give it a quick check
If it ain't feeling well
Then take it to the vet
When they look at me
With their slinky attitude
I go to the litterbox
Clean up their poo
Cats
I really love to hold them
Cats
To stroke a pussy
Cats
Whenever I'm with one
Cats
I feel all tingly
They can
Catch mice
Cheap pest control
What can't they achieve?
Nine lives
Landing
On their feet
Please
Never leave
Cats
I really love to hold them
Cats
To stroke a pussy
Cats
Whenever I'm with one
Cats
I feel all tingly
Opposite
Of that
Nasty species
Wag their tails when they are mad
No matter
What you do to them
They'll never look sad
Cats
I really love to hold them
Cats
To stroke a pussy
Cats
Whenever I'm with one
Cats
I feel all tingly
Cats
Always lived with them
Cats
Can't live without em
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