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Song Parodies -> "Catz"

Original Song Title:

"Boyz"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"Catz"

Parody Written by:

Blethar

The Lyrics

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For whatever reason
I know I've loved them all my life

A few people understand
All the other cat fanatics in the world
52 of them

I spotted it purring
No-one would look that way
It's ragged stray looks
With hair like hay
I should've got it
But my parents said no
They'd rather have a dog
A Lahsa Apso

People say dogs are a man's best friend
Say that their smart when they lick their ends
Cats make nice noise
Don't smell at all
Who cares if they don't come when you call

Cats
I really love to hold them
Cats
To stroke a pussy
Cats
Whenever I'm with one
Cats
I feel all tingly

Pick a cat from the shelter
Give it a quick check
If it ain't feeling well
Then take it to the vet
When they look at me
With their slinky attitude
I go to the litterbox
Clean up their poo

Cats
I really love to hold them
Cats
To stroke a pussy
Cats
Whenever I'm with one
Cats
I feel all tingly

They can
Catch mice
Cheap pest control
What can't they achieve?
Nine lives
Landing
On their feet
Please
Never leave

Cats
I really love to hold them
Cats
To stroke a pussy
Cats
Whenever I'm with one
Cats
I feel all tingly

Opposite
Of that
Nasty species
Wag their tails when they are mad
No matter
What you do to them
They'll never look sad

Cats
I really love to hold them
Cats
To stroke a pussy
Cats
Whenever I'm with one
Cats
I feel all tingly

Cats
Always lived with them
Cats
Can't live without em

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Deleter - April 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Cool! 5-5-5! About mad ones - when I wear my shoes (mainly if they are black), the cat becomes mad and she swear at me - maybe because she afraids that I would take her with me.
Meriya C. - November 05, 2005 - Report this comment
ha ha, I love cats and it's true about them and what they do better than dogs, YEAH!!!! cats don't stink!! >.< *i do like dogs but really, cats are so much better*

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