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Song Parodies -> "Cleaner"

Original Song Title:

"Stronger"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"Cleaner"

Parody Written by:

Billy Slim

The Lyrics

(verse one):
Flush wash hands
Don't forget to be sanitary, man
don't be dirty
Do not give me any flack today, man, be clean
I know you don't like to scrub hard, but you must
So please be

(chorus):
Cleaner, as clean can be
in this house go by my rules
My word is my honor, so please abide
Please be cleaner

Than the day you popped into this world, please please
don't roll in that mud puddle
You could die from those germs, man
I know you don't like to scrub hard, but you must
So please be

(chorus):
Cleaner, as clean can be
in this house go by my rules
My word is my honor, so please abide
Please be cleaner

Scub up now
oh, yeah

Take the soap, lather up
gotta scrub down hard and make sure it hurts
That tells you that it works well
gotta scrub down really hard, real hard
Take the soap, lather, take the soap

(chorus):
Cleaner, as clean can be
in this house go by my rules
My word is my honor, so please abide
Please be cleaner
(2 x's)

Now, you're
Cleaner, as clean can be
in this house go by my rules
My word is my honor, so please abide
Please be cleaner

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