Song Parodies -> Your Socks Stink
| Original Song Title: | "Toxic" |
| Original Performer: | Britney Spears |
| Parody Song Title: | "Your Socks Stink" |
| Parody Written by: | EmiLoca |
Dedicated to my dad, who hates both Britney Spears and the aromas of 24-Hour Fitness.
Baby, can't you see
You're reeking
Your workout bag;
I think it's leaking
Endangers me
It's freaking...(loss for words)
You're out of shape
A bit wide
So take a hint
Maybe try a mint
Why don't you use
Deodorant
Oh why
Can't you see
Your nasty scent
Really bothers me
You could use Febreeze™
With a sniff of your bag
I think I've died
Your socks stink
I'm slipping under
When you go to the gym, take my advice
You're a sick smelling dude
Don't you know that your socks stink
You'll end up getting sued
Don't you know that your socks stink
Your yucky smell Has won renown
So get a grip
'Cause your socks are brown
Holy...
You need to use Degree™
I cringe
And I frown
It's in the air
And it's all around
This I can't allow
With a sniff of your bag
I think I've died
Your socks stink
I'm slipping under
When you go to the gym, take my advice
You're a sick smelling dude
Don't you know that your socks stink
And your toes still protrude
Don't you know that your socks stink
Don't you know that your socks stink
Smell of your bag, and now I run...
Your socks stink
I'm slipping under
When you go to the gym, take my advice
You're a sick smelling dude
Don't you know that your socks stink
Your love life must be screwed
Don't you know that your socks stink
With a sniff of your bag
I think I've died
Your socks stink
I'm slipping under
When you go to the gym, take my advice
You're a sick smelling dude
Don't you know that your socks stink
And it's worse when you're nude
Don't you know that your socks stink
You're reeking
Your workout bag;
I think it's leaking
Endangers me
It's freaking...(loss for words)
You're out of shape
A bit wide
So take a hint
Maybe try a mint
Why don't you use
Deodorant
Oh why
Can't you see
Your nasty scent
Really bothers me
You could use Febreeze™
With a sniff of your bag
I think I've died
Your socks stink
I'm slipping under
When you go to the gym, take my advice
You're a sick smelling dude
Don't you know that your socks stink
You'll end up getting sued
Don't you know that your socks stink
Your yucky smell Has won renown
So get a grip
'Cause your socks are brown
Holy...
You need to use Degree™
I cringe
And I frown
It's in the air
And it's all around
This I can't allow
With a sniff of your bag
I think I've died
Your socks stink
I'm slipping under
When you go to the gym, take my advice
You're a sick smelling dude
Don't you know that your socks stink
And your toes still protrude
Don't you know that your socks stink
Don't you know that your socks stink
Smell of your bag, and now I run...
Your socks stink
I'm slipping under
When you go to the gym, take my advice
You're a sick smelling dude
Don't you know that your socks stink
Your love life must be screwed
Don't you know that your socks stink
With a sniff of your bag
I think I've died
Your socks stink
I'm slipping under
When you go to the gym, take my advice
You're a sick smelling dude
Don't you know that your socks stink
And it's worse when you're nude
Don't you know that your socks stink
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Being at a guys' boarding school, that crisp scent of thirty adolescent males following two hours of rugby, soccer and.. well, rugby, being rural Australia and all, is one I can identify with. You really captured that nauseating feeling! As for nudity? No comment. PS. Classy subliminal advertising!
that was hilarious!! rotfl!!
not bad at all actually pretty funny
I really hope that EmiLoca has never really experienced all this....because frankly, I really wouldn't want to know.
I really hope that Tibbygirl has a sense of humor...because frankly, she was the inspiration for the song.
Ouch EmiLoca....that hurt. WAAAAAA!!!!! *runs and gets the world's biggest band-aid, wraps it around herself, comes back, sits down, and is now safe from EmiLoca's horrible, UNTRUE comments* There....all better!!!
Is that a used band-aid? No wonder you reek! ;-)
Nelson voice: Haw-Haw!!!
*takes band-aid off* Pft. It's not like someone hasn't made THAT mistake before...
Oooh, now you're naked and exposed to any snarky comments I make about your body odor! *pelts*
Excuse me!?!?! I am not naked. I'm wearing a yellow catsuit, which by the way, looks absolutely stunning on me.....oh EMILOCA!!! GOSH!!!! You gotta warn me before you slice the cheese!!! ugh!!!! *hehe*
Sorry, that was me.
Your catsuit is no match for my dogsuit! *unzips*
Oh, well, if it was just Jake, then that's ok. It's Emily's that you really have to watch out for.
EMiLoca... Could you find 'Your Worst Nightmare' and tell him to leave a comment for Frankie? I can't find him... thanks.
So your name really is Emily? I wanted a whole code of secrecy here, for a mood of ambiguity to cloud EmiLoca's enigmatic persona in a sea of... mysterious coverticies.... Does 'polygemi' relate to your multiple perosnalities?
I go by a great many names, but I am most often referred to as "Emi". At least, as far as relatives and CLOSE friends go (a-hem, TibbyGirl). But yes, real name = Emily. Well, there goes the enigmatic persona. If it makes you feel better, I rarely go by that moniker due to the fact that it's the most popular American female name for 10 years running. Also due to the fact that my ancient Asian grandparents refuse to call me by any other name (Apparently, Emi is a Japanese name, and they spit upon anything that doesn't use chopsticks). So what's YOUR real name, Luke (I know it's really Jennifer, but I'll play along for now)?
Apparently Matthew was the most popular for a while, so I'll go with that. (Soon going from Matthew to Mark to John back to Luke again)
The gospel truth at last. Unfortunately, I googled your name (being the hopeless internet stalker that I...be) and found that you ain't no "Matthew". Sorry to extinguish your butt, Jarlboro.
'Bulb' rhymes pretty well with 'Jarlb', so 'Bulboro' will confuse lots of geriatric gophers with asthma (Hairy Potted reference). Curse you, Google! I remember getting a few Googlewhacks with such words as 'Zoroastrian felafels' and 'pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism cereal'. Googlewhacking is so fun. I think I'm only second-generation Brattoni, seeing my dad's family changed their name upon arriving in Australia in the sixties.
EMI!!!!! How ARE you Emi?? Emi, what's going on with you, Emi? Emi, Emi, Emi....how many times have I done this now....Emi I think I'm slipping. I cannot maintain the Emi Code of Emi's Secrecy very well. I think, Emi, that Emi should stick one of Emi's post-it notes on my forehead, for Emi's sake. (Does that make up for it??? :)
Lovely, in a terrifiying, grotesque way. Tibby, I would appreciate if you kept a healthy 10 feet away from me from now on. *backs away slowly, trips over adorable kitty cat that happened to be there*
Yes, Jeebes. *snirtles*
*Ralph voice, quite fitting as my surrogate-surname now becomes a verb* Snirtles rhymes with turtles!
For the Love of God, somebody help me! I tripped over this kitty cat again! I think I threw out my back! NO! Don't leave! I'm still within 7 feet of Tibby! Hey, I just realized something. NO ONE even has a clue at my real name!
I don't have a DISEASE, people. Your name is Edgar.
It's Jennifer. I'm SURE of it. Jeebes. *churtles*
After clever deducing, I...err, deduce... that your name is actually not Ginxzfraglen. I will be back next week following another tedious session of logical...deduction.
Logical my foot.
WRONG! STILL UNKNOWN! HAHAHAHAHAHA! Wait, did you just call me a girl?
I KNOW you just called me a girl, didn't you? *starts to reach for his sharp pieces of steel*
No. I called you Jennifer.
Anyone from Estonia is well aware that 'Jennifer' is the most masculine name around... after, of course, Leo...
Yes, yes. However, "Jenniferette", its feminine counterpart, is oft used in Oman as a man's name. Backstabbing cockbite.
Regardless, you're all still wrong. Oh, and by the way.... *German Sheperd walks in and makes scary barking noises*
Come back, Emi! These message boards get sooo boring without you blade-like wit decapitating our pitiful attempts of conversation!
muahahaha i am back and this parody is soooo stupid sooo some dude has smelly socks wow amazing you diserve a medal its okay but you need to make a parody that dosent only appeal to the babies in us
sorry i wrote the thing above this but my compiter had a lag so it only came out as your worst nightmare srry again
But, though I didn't really get this parody i gave 555
Uh..........................huh..............................
Well, it made complete sense to me.
Emi, anything that ends in 'i gave 555' makes sense to you.
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