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Song Parodies -> "Do Not Sit(The Paint is Wet)"

Original Song Title:

"What You See(Is What You Get)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"Do Not Sit(The Paint is Wet)"

Parody Written by:

Billy Slim

The Lyrics

This parody is about... paint being wet.
(verse one):
The chair is looking special
the paint went on evenly
Not a single air bubble or crease
could ruin the even coating
Another bare and stickly chair
waiting for my painting skills
A coat and acryllic coating
and set it out to dry, man
Now it's setting out to dry
and I don't want nobody to
Sit on top of my wet chair

(chorus):
Do not sit the paint is wet
Listen here, now you
if you don't want to get wet
You should know how to listen
'Cause I am telling you
Dude, man do not sit the paint is wet

(verse two):
I know the second when I leave
you're going to sit on my chair
Your butt is eyeing my chair, oh sick(no no)
Do not come around my chair, man
I told you already
Next time you touch those chairs you're
pulling back a nub, you hear me?
Now it's setting out to dry
and I don't want nobody to
Sit on top of my wet chair

(chorus):
Do not sit the paint is wet
Listen here, now you
if you don't want to get wet
You should know how to listen
'Cause I am telling you
Dude, man do not sit the paint is wet

Now it's setting out to dry
and I don't want nobody to
Now hear me, you will be needing medical attention
Now it's dry and you need a good place to sit
Just sit there, sit sit sit sit

(chorus):
You can sit the paint is dry
Listen here, now you
if you want some great comfort
You should know I am sorry
'Cause I am telling you
Dude, man you can sit the paint is dry
'Cause I am telling you
Dude, man you can sit the paint is dry

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