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Song Parodies -> "Plastic"

Original Song Title:

"Toxic"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"Plastic"

Parody Written by:

Cal

The Lyrics

Because Britney IS plastic
Baby, I don't see,
why I have to take a warranty
on lipstick.
It's dangerous, makes me look like a freak.

Take a peek, come on down
I smell of B.O and I don't know how
Do you feel my smell?

With my big, sickly lips and freaky hair,
I'm plastic, you stare in wonder
as my cosmettics make me look all queer,
I'm addicted to me, and I know that I'm plastic.

And It's hard to tell
whether I look more like a girl
or like a guy.
It's just as if I'm not a doll, but why?

With my big, sickly lips and freaky hair,
I'm plastic, you stare in wonder
as my cosmettics make me look all queer,
I'm addicted to me, and I know that I'm plastic.
And I love everything, but not you, you aren't plastic

Big ugly eyes and smelly breath

I'm plastic, you stare in wonder
as my cosmettics make me look all queer,
I'm addicted to me, and I know that I'm plastic.
And I love everything, but not you, you aren't plastic
Hope you liked it

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Agrimorfee - March 24, 2004 - Report this comment
I assume you matched the pacing pretty well, DKTOS--but the potential laugh factor to satirize Ms. B.S. was not hit enough on this one for me.
D-Boz - March 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Actually the pacing was slightly off the mark in several places but nonetheless it indeed has a potential laugh factor. The second half of the first verse is also missing so I give it a 2 on pacing and 4 on humor and overall rating.

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