Baby, I saw Milhouse
Running
He was running from a giant ozone hole
It's dangerous
He just escaped

Then Bart played with
Silly string
Then he was bored
Milhouse, he found a
Clost with clothes
They both dressed up

They jumped
Up and down
Wigs on hed head
Then Bart fell down
On a bowling ball

-Chorus-
And the episode was funny
When Hibbert said
"Bart's coccyx cracked, he needs a cast" (Ohh Ohh)
And he needed to ride in a wheelchair
They overplay the show
But I like the word "coccyx!"
And I love how he hurt
His butt on the coccyx!

Then Fat Tony came
He took some cash
He built a ramp
And the ramp soon crashed
Slowly, the school closed down

And then
Funzo was made
It destroyed the competition that day
Can you remember it?

-Chorus-
And I think Gary Coleman
Was O.K., but
Bart's coccyx cracked, it was funny
And it was fun when Lisa did Venn diagrams
But the best part of all
Was when Bart cracked his coccyx
And it's way overplayed
But I crack up at coccyx!

-Chorus- x2

Coccyx breakin' now
And a viewing window
I think it's less fun now
(Spoken) I think it's kinda dull
Coccyx broken now
I think it's boring now