Song Parodies -> Catholic
| Original Song Title: | "Toxic" |
| Original Performer: | Britney Spears |
| Parody Song Title: | "Catholic" |
| Parody Written by: | The Invincible |
Reconciling, need a pardon
Original sin, from the Garden
Adam and Eve, and a serpent
Said church music sucks, all the best bands
Are guided by, the devil's hands
Say Viva Vatican, down with the Red Man
I pray, in the dark
Moses freed Jews, Noah built an ark
Luke and John and Mark
Well, the taste of salvation gets me high
I'm Catholic, pray to the Lord
Then I'll taste the sweet fruit of paradise
Judgment Day coming soon
I won't burn 'cause I'm Catholic
What I speak must be true
It is true 'cause I'm Catholic
I cast thee out, Beelzebub
When I take a sip, of some Jesus blood
With apology, God forgives me
God's love, conquers all
That's why I speak when I hear his call
In cathedrals
Well, the taste of salvation gets me high
I'm Catholic, pray to the Lord
Then I'll taste the sweet fruit of paradise
Judgment Day coming soon
I won't burn 'cause I'm Catholic
What I speak must be true
It is true 'cause I'm Catholic
Catholicism now
Canonize me now
Holier-than-thou
Holier-than-thou
Original sin, from the Garden
Adam and Eve, and a serpent
Said church music sucks, all the best bands
Are guided by, the devil's hands
Say Viva Vatican, down with the Red Man
I pray, in the dark
Moses freed Jews, Noah built an ark
Luke and John and Mark
Well, the taste of salvation gets me high
I'm Catholic, pray to the Lord
Then I'll taste the sweet fruit of paradise
Judgment Day coming soon
I won't burn 'cause I'm Catholic
What I speak must be true
It is true 'cause I'm Catholic
I cast thee out, Beelzebub
When I take a sip, of some Jesus blood
With apology, God forgives me
God's love, conquers all
That's why I speak when I hear his call
In cathedrals
Well, the taste of salvation gets me high
I'm Catholic, pray to the Lord
Then I'll taste the sweet fruit of paradise
Judgment Day coming soon
I won't burn 'cause I'm Catholic
What I speak must be true
It is true 'cause I'm Catholic
Catholicism now
Canonize me now
Holier-than-thou
Holier-than-thou
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I don't think God likes this as much as i do, but he'll get over it, good job, 545
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