Song Parodies -> Catholic

Original Song Title:

"Toxic"

Original Performer:

Britney Spears

  
Parody Song Title:

"Catholic"

Parody Written by:

The Invincible

Reconciling, need a pardon
Original sin, from the Garden
Adam and Eve, and a serpent

Said church music sucks, all the best bands
Are guided by, the devil's hands
Say Viva Vatican, down with the Red Man

I pray, in the dark
Moses freed Jews, Noah built an ark
Luke and John and Mark

Well, the taste of salvation gets me high
I'm Catholic, pray to the Lord
Then I'll taste the sweet fruit of paradise
Judgment Day coming soon
I won't burn 'cause I'm Catholic
What I speak must be true
It is true 'cause I'm Catholic

I cast thee out, Beelzebub
When I take a sip, of some Jesus blood
With apology, God forgives me

God's love, conquers all
That's why I speak when I hear his call
In cathedrals

Well, the taste of salvation gets me high
I'm Catholic, pray to the Lord
Then I'll taste the sweet fruit of paradise
Judgment Day coming soon
I won't burn 'cause I'm Catholic
What I speak must be true
It is true 'cause I'm Catholic

Catholicism now
Canonize me now
Holier-than-thou
Holier-than-thou
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Brogon - March 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job 5-4-5
Billy Florio - March 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice job....
Dubie - November 02, 2004 - Report this comment
I don't think God likes this as much as i do, but he'll get over it, good job, 545

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