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Song Parodies -> "Cobwebs"

Original Song Title:

"Toxic"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"Cobwebs"

Parody Written by:

SaraJellyBean

The Lyrics

Ok this is dedicated to my friend colleen...it's an inside joke...but only out of love for her...from the crew at the bar :)
Colleen can't you see
You're cobbin
A girl like you should wear a thong an'
So dangerous
it's falling
Spiders escape
it is fate
You're scared of it
Colleen--clean it
You're dangerous
Not loving it

Spun tight, can't fall down
Lost in the web
Spinning 'round and 'round
Can you feel it now

With a move of your hips
The spiders ride
You're cobwebs, are spinnin under
Making a spider's paradise
they're addicted to you
Don't you know that you're cobwebs
I dont know what to do
Don't you know that you're cobwebs

There's tumbleweed that's rollin round
it's all caught up
what's that you found ?
Slowly taking over you

Spun tight, can't fall down
Lost in the web
Spinning 'round and 'round
Can you feel it now

With a move of your hips
The spiders ride
You're cobwebs, are spinnin under
Making a spider's paradise
they're addicted to you
Don't you know that you're cobwebs
I dont know what to do
Don't you know that you're cobwebs

With a move of your hips
The spiders ride
You're cobwebs, are spinnin under
Making a spider's paradise
they're addicted to you
Don't you know that you're cobwebs
I dont know what to do
Don't you know that you're cobwebs

With a move of your hips
The spiders ride
You're cobwebs, are spinnin under
Making a spider's paradise
they're addicted to you
Don't you know that you're cobwebs
I dont know what to do
Don't you know that you're cobwebs

Just hoover-ize it now
With your vacuum now
I think you're ready now
Just hoover-ize it now
With your vacuum now
I think you're ready now

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Chris Bodily TM - March 04, 2004 - Report this comment
I didn't get what Toxic had to do with cobwebs, but I enjoyed reading this parody. I love the line: "With a move of your hips/The spiders ride." Genius.
SaraJellyBean - March 04, 2004 - Report this comment
thank you for the compliment.....the reason i named it cobwebs is because it's a nickname for a friend of mine....and so it seemed to work when I wrote the song....:)

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