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Song Parodies -> "Jason"

Original Song Title:

"Toxic"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"Jason"

Parody Written by:

Chris Bodily TM

The Lyrics

No, not Britney's ex-husband. Rather, a certain resident of Camp Crystal Lake...
(Britney Spears is camping at Camp Crystal Lake. The beat is replaced by Jason's "ChChCh.. HaHaHa..." sound effect. The string arrangement is replaced by screams of terror.)

Friday the 13th
You're killing
A guy like you
Wields a machete
Your hockey mask
Is frightening

Camp Crystal Lake
Kill today
My throat is slit
Yeah, you gave me it
You're dangerous
You're killing, yeah

Bach when
Jason drowned
Mother got mad
And she killed and killed
It's Jason's turn now

You will murder the kids
This Friday Night
You're Jason
The blood will splatter
Folks will die on this Friday Night
We are all scared of you
Don't you know that you're Jason?
And I love what you do
But you know that you're Jason

This scary lake
You drowned in it
You took a dip
You're the devil's son
You kill
On Friday the 13th

Too high
Body count
I love your mask
Will you get me now?
Will you kill me now?

You will murder the kids
This Friday Night
You're Jason
The blood will splatter
Folks will die on this Friday Night
We are all scared of you
Don't you know that you're Jason?
And I love what you do
But you know that you're Jason!
But you know that you're Jason!

(Distorted, robotic voice)
Murder the kids this Friday Night
(Singer's head is chopped off by Jason)

You're Jason
The blood will splatter
Kids will die on this Friday Night
We are afraid of you
Don't you know that you're Jason?

You will murder the kids
This Friday Night
You're Jason
The blood will splatter (Jason)
Folks will die on this Friday Night
We are all scared of you
Don't you know that you're Jason?

(Britney is standing face to face with Jason)

You're Jason Voorhees now
Do your killing now
I think I'm ready now
I think I'm ready now
You're Jason Voorhees now
Do your killing now
I think I'm ready now

(Jason decapitates Britney. Fade out. We see Jason rise from the lake with Britneys' head, which winks at the camera as Jason walks by....)

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Michael Pacholek - February 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Britney decapitated? Well, at least there wasn't any brain damage.

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