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Song Parodies -> "Taxi"

Original Song Title:

"Toxic"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"Taxi"

Parody Written by:

Ramona B.

The Lyrics

This is about a young woman's obession with a extraordinary taxi...now how many of those have we seen in real life? LOL
You know I cannot see
I'm blinded
A car like that should have a warning
It's dangerous,
And yellow man!

There's no escape
I'm climbing in
I'm in awe by
The scent of peppermint,
Ask me where to go,
It's daylight and
I'm lovin' it . . .

Too slow, speed it up
Lucky man
With the eyes of brown
Can't you see how much I'm enjoying this now?

With the look of the
Leather interior
Your taxi is super
Magnificent
Gazing upon the glitter dice
I'm not addicted to you,
But your beautiful taxi

It's getting late
But I can't give you up
Sitting in this devil car
As I play it cute and snuggle up

Too hot, can't cool down
Turn the air conditioning on now!
Love is in the air
Can you feel it baby . . .?

As I kick you out
I'm on a ride
I'm driving myself around
And I left you out
Many miles back
I'm not addicted to you
But I so love your taxi

Throw my head back and laugh
In victory
This taxi is mine
No one else's now
Keys in fingers tangled
And, yes it's totally true
I so love the taxi

CD player me now
Cruise control me now
Anti-lock brake me now

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