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Song Parodies -> "Locksmith"

Original Song Title:

"Toxic"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"Locksmith"

Parody Written by:

Ali*CaT

The Lyrics

"Toxic"

Andy, can't you see
I'm lost my keys
A guy like you
Should fix this
It's cold out here
I'm shivering

There's no entry
I'm waiting
Please fix this
Baby, let me in
You're skilled at this
I'm grateful

Too busy
Out in town
Losing my keys
Somewhere on the ground
Do you understand me now?

With a twist of your pliers
I'm nearly in
You're a locksmith, I'm scatterbrained
With a pry of your clippers the lock clicks
I'm in debted to you
Because you're a locksmith
And I love what you do
Because you're a locksmith

It's getting late
I'm still not in
I'm on the porch
Sippin' on gin
Slowly
The door opens...

Too busy
Out in town
Losing my keys
Somewhere on the ground
Do you understand me now?

With a twist of your pliers
I'm nearly in
You're a locksmith, I'm scatterbrained
With a pry of your clippers the lock clicks
I'm in debted to you
Because you're a locksmith
And I love what you do
Because you're a locksmith


You're a damn good locksmith

With a twist of your pliers
I'm nearly in
You're a locksmith, I'm scatterbrained
With a pry of your clippers the lock clicks
I'm in debted to you
Because you're a locksmith


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With a twist of your pliers
I'm nearly in
You're a locksmith, I'm scatterbrained
With a pry of your clippers the lock clicks
I'm in debted to you
Because you're a locksmith

Unlock it now
With your tools now
I need the toilet now
I need the toilet now
Unlock it now
With your tools now
I need the toilet now...

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tasha - February 19, 2004 - Report this comment
this song iz one of the best paradys i have ever read! it iz exactly like the song! thanx whoeva wrote this

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