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Song Parodies -> "Non-Toxic"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Ivo Becica & Dennis Shelton

The Lyrics

Come on, you know you've tried it...
Teacher can't you see,
I'm dippin'
A kind of glue
That has no warning
Not dangerous,
I'm sniffin'

For arts and crafts,
I can't wait
I need a bit
Can you pass me it
It's so delish'
I'm stealing it

Glue stuck,
Won't come out
Turn the cap
Spin it 'round and 'round
Is it dried up now?

With a twist of the tips
You've gotta try,
I'm sniffin' Elmer's
A paste with a taste that's really nice
I'm addicted to glue,
'Cause I know it's non-toxic
Yea I love sniffin' glue,
And I know it's non-toxic

It's tasting great
Won't give it up
I took a nip,
Turned the bottle up
It's sticking onto me

Glue dry,
Makes me pout,
It's in my hair
And it won't come out
Have they caught me now

[Chorus x2]

Gotta get it out,
But I don't know how,
I think I'm sticky now,
I think I'm sticky now
Gotta get it out,
But I don't know how,
I'm sticky now

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 2

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 2   0
 3   0
 4   1
 5   1

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funnygirl - January 26, 2004 - Report this comment
that was a real good song thats awesome!
moore - January 26, 2004 - Report this comment
it's a shame it took two people to write that crap
Ivo - January 27, 2004 - Report this comment
We didn't both write it, he had the idea and I wrote it. So blame me I guess, but regardless, the concept fits the song very well. And whoever gave this a one for pacing... it's syllable for syllable correct, people!
Moore's Taste - January 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Sorry, I left moore a while ago.
Anonymous Penguins - March 26, 2004 - Report this comment
thats really funny....... you could make millions with that!
anonymous penguins again! - April 09, 2004 - Report this comment
haha we still love this song lol =)

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