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Song Parodies -> "Toxic"

Original Song Title:

"Toxic"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"Toxic"

Parody Written by:

Eminerd

The Lyrics

A toxic song. :)
Baby, can't you see
I'm calling
A guy like you
Should wear a warning
I'm dangerous
You're fallin'

There's no escape
You can't hide
Don't taste it
Baby, don't take it
I'm dangerous
You're tryin it

Too high
Can't come down
Losing my head
Spinning 'round and 'round
Do you feel me now

With my taste on your lips
You're on a ride
I'm toxic
You're slipping under
With a taste of poison paradise
You're addicted to me
Don't you know that I'm toxic
And you love how I taste
Don't you know that I'm toxic

It's getting late
For antecdotes
You took a sip
From that fateful cup
Slowly
It's taking over you

Too high
Can't come down
Losing my head
Spinning 'round and 'round
Do you feel me now

With my taste on your lips
You're on a ride
I'm toxic
You're slipping under
With a taste of poison paradise
You're addicted to me
Don't you know that I'm toxic
And you love how I taste
Don't you know that I'm toxic
With a tast of your lips
I'm on a ride
You're toxic
I'm slipping under
With a taste of poison paradise
I'm addicted to you
Don't you know that you're toxic

Intoxicate you now
I'm gettin tasty now
I think you're faintin now
You are faintin now
Intoxicate you now
I'm gettin tasty now
I'm tasty now

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.5
How Funny: 1.5
Overall Rating: 2.0

Total Votes: 4

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EmiLoca - March 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Sorry, but changing around the pronouns doesn't make a parody...good pacing, though. Even if it's the exact song.
Eminerd - March 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey guys, sorry that I submit this- go check out "Boxing", that's the one I meant to submit.

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