Song Parodies -> Contagious

Original Song Title:

"Outrageous"

Original Performer:

Britney Spears

  
Parody Song Title:

"Contagious"

Parody Written by:

Eminerd

A parody of "Outrageous" that is about sickness, as you could probably tell.
Contagious
When I eat my sandwich
Contagious
When my nostrils bloody
Contagious
With my messy sneeze
Contagious
When I'm on the scene
Contagious
My left side
Contagious
My smelly feet
Contagious
I'm gonna cough now
Contagious
Let's be that way
Contagious

Dirty as I want to be
Got these doctors chasin me
It's 'bout time I took these pills
And finally payed the doctors bills

B girl still got fungus feet
This disgusting coaugh and sneeze can't be beat
Gotta keep goin'
No stoppin' me
And if you don't like it, then
La la la la la la la

We are over here
Comin' to ya like smelly steer
My coat, and long underwear
Let's go with this freak show

I'm contagious
When I eat my sandwich
Contagious
When my nostrils bloody
Contagious
With my messy sneeze
Contagious
When I'm on the scene
Contagious
My left side
Contagious
My smelly feet
Contagious
I'm gonna cough now
Contagious
Let's be that way
Contagious


I'm about to bring disease
to the medical industry
All dressed up and glamorous
dry eyes and my dripping nose

Take trips around the globe
sneezin disease and everyone know
So bad, got gas masks over yo clothes
I'm about to give ya the
La la la la la la la

We are over here
Comin' to ya like smelly steer
My coat, and long underwear
Let's go with this freak show

I'm contagious
When I eat my sandwich
Contagious
When my nostrils bloody
Contagious
With my messy sneeze
Contagious
When I'm on the scene
Contagious
My left side
Contagious
My smelly feet
Contagious
I'm gonna cough now
Contagious
Let's be that way
Contagious

I just wanna be healthy
In a place with medicine
Can you take me there
pediatrician,
And when you mention disease
Make sure you know the truth, yeah
Or else I vow to stay sick forever

Contagious
When I eat my sandwich
Contagious
When my nostrils bloody
Contagious
With my messy sneeze
Contagious
When I'm on the scene
Contagious
My left side
Contagious
My smelly feet
Contagious
I'm gonna cough now
Contagious
Let's be that way
Contagious

I'm contagious
When I eat my sandwich
Contagious
When my nostrils bloody
Contagious
With my messy sneeze
Contagious
When I'm on the scene
Contagious
My left side
Contagious
My smelly feet
Contagious
I'm gonna cough now
Contagious
Let's be that way
Contagious
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Michael - February 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey you stole my idea!

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