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Song Parodies -> "Spongebob Squarepants"

Original Song Title:

"Touch of My Hand"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"Spongebob Squarepants"

Parody Written by:

Chris Bodily TM

The Lyrics

Are you ready kids? (Aye! Aye! Captain!)....I can't hear you (Aye! Aye! Captain!)....Ohhhhhhhh......
Lives in a pineapple under the sea
Also yellow, absorbant, and pourous is he
Everyone is into his TV show
I'm not going to change the channel with the control

And his friend's a starfish, Patrick, who just isn't very bright
No more seashells! What in the world maked Squidward so cranky?
Spongebob gives you shakes and fries
I love this show, it's not a sin
These guys just keep me laughin'

Chorus:
'Cause I see some corral
Don't want the show to be over
Oh, and I think I saw the Love Boat
My squirrel friend used to live on land
I'm Spongebob Squarepants

No bones in my back
Friend Patrick is pink
Said, "Yellow, absobant, and porous is he"
In one episode, I was lifting some weights
Rumor has it my friend Squidward's gay

Went to school wit my friend, Patrick, and we got in a big fight
Then we made up! What in the world makes Squidward so cranky?
Spongebob gives you shakes and fries

Chorus:
'Cause I see some corral
Don't want the show to be over
Oh, and I think I saw the Love Boat
My squirrel friend used to live on land
I'm Spongebob Squarepants

Patrick's so dumb, they say he doesn't have a mind
I will always be kind, I'm a yellow sponge

Chorus:
My friend Squidward's boring
When he's at work, he is snoring
Mr. Krabs wants a lot of money
My squirrel friend used to live on land
I'm Spongebob Squarepants

Chorus:
'Cause I see some corral
Don't want the show to be over
Oh, and I think I saw the Love Boat
My squirrel friend used to live on land
I'm Spongebob Squarepants

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Joelle - January 18, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL!
Jeff Reuben - January 18, 2004 - Report this comment
I caught that show the other day and it's funny as hell
Joey - June 04, 2004 - Report this comment
i think squ idward is gay
Lousie-Jane Chester - November 06, 2004 - Report this comment
I dont watch t.v because of my religion, but once i saw "Spongebob Squarepants" and thought it was hilarious. Also to those people out there who write these parodys, you should all think before you speak and try make god forgive you for your sins.

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