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Song Parodies -> "I Love Swiss Cake Rolls"

Original Song Title:

"I Love Rock 'N' Roll"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"I Love Swiss Cake Rolls"

Parody Written by:

Mikerz

The Lyrics

This is a parody of the COVER Britney did of "I Love Rock 'N' Roll", and I am in no way inferring that Britney originally wrote this song. Enjoy!
Hey! Can I have some?

I saw them sitting there by the party punchbowl
Choc-o-late ecstasy laid out in a row
My heart was pounding strong
Trying to avoid those logs
I could tell it wouldn't be long 'til I ate them all
Yeah, them all
I could tell it wouldn't be long 'til I ate them all
Yeah, them all
Saying:

I love Swiss Cake rolls
Or any other product by Little Debbie
I love Swiss Cake rolls
Wolf them by the dozen so let me eat

I longed to eat them up but I'm on Atkins
"To eat high-carb food" they said, "is thought of as sin"
I said, "I won't eat all day, if I can have one plate"
And soon I was digging in and stuffing my face
Yeah, my face
And I was digging in and committing high-carb sin
Yeah, my face
Saying:

I love Swiss Cake rolls
Or any other product by Little Debbie
I love Swiss Cake rolls
Wolf them by the dozen so let me eat

I love Swiss Cake rolls
Don't cost too much dough
I love Swiss Cake rolls

I said, "Get me some milk fast, and please excuse my gas"
And then I was running to the nearest bathroom
Yeah, bathroom
And I was running to and taking a number two
Yeah, bathroom
Saying:

I love Swiss Cake rolls
Or any other product by Little Debbie
I love Swiss Cake rolls
Wolf them by the dozen so let me eat

I love Swiss Cake rolls
Or any other product by Little Debbie
I love Swiss Cake rolls
Wolf them by the dozen so let me eat

I love Swiss Cake rolls
Or any other product by Little Debbie
I love Swiss Cake rolls
Wolf them by the dozen so let me eat

I love Swiss Cake rolls
Or any other product by Little Debbie
I love Swiss Cake rolls
Wolf them by the dozen so let me eat

I love Swiss Cake rolls
Or any other product by Little Debbie
I love Swiss Cake rolls
Wolf them by the dozen so let me eat

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