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Song Parodies -> "Britney's Birthday Again"

Original Song Title:

"Oops!... I Did It Again"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"Britney's Birthday Again"

Parody Written by:

Chris Bodily TM

The Lyrics

December 2, 1981... Britney Spears was born in Kentwood, LA... December 2, 2003... Britney turns 22 years old... and this parody is read by everyone on Amiright... Enjoy!
Happy Birthday to You....
Happy Birthday to You....

It's Britney's birthday again
I think she will get a load of presents
Oh Britney
No longer twenty-one
Next year twenty-three, man, she's growing up
'Cause to lose all these senses
I'm so glad she isn't me
Oh Britney, Britney

--Chorus--
Britney's birthday again
I wish you'd take part, she'll play lots of games
Oh Britney, Britney
Britney's still growing up
I will send all my love
She is not thirty yet!

Wish I could give her a kiss
I have to flu 'way
To Lou'siana, where Britney still lives
I cry, counting the days
It won't be long before she's in her eighties
But to lose all these senses
I'm so glad she isn't me
Britney, oh

--Chorus--
Britney's birthday again
I wish you'd take part, she'll play lots of games
Oh Britney, Britney
Britney's still growing up
I will send all my love
She is not thirty yet!

Happy Birthday to You....
Happy Birthday to You....

[The room is empty and the lights are all off. Britney walks in and everybody jumps out and screams "Surprise! Happy Birthday, Britney!"]

Britney's birthday again isn't long
Let's play lots of games, oh Britney
Britney I will send you all my love
She is not thirty yet!

--Chorus--
Britney's birthday again
I wish you'd take part, she'll play lots of games
Oh Britney, Britney
Britney's still growing up
I will send all my love
She is not thirty yet!

--Chorus--
Britney's birthday again
I wish you'd take part, she'll play lots of games
Oh Britney, Britney
Britney's still growing up
I will send all my love
She is not thirty yet!
Happy birthday, Britney! (Not that you'll ever read this)

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Pacing: 3.7
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 3

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... - December 02, 2003 - Report this comment
Happy birthday britney!!
Ellipsis - December 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Happy birthday again!
MAYURA - May 19, 2005 - Report this comment
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRITHEY
Say Wot - May 19, 2005 - Report this comment
What the heck is Brithey?
Sydney - October 10, 2005 - Report this comment
I thought this was adorable to a point, but then again I really dont like BRITHEY that much heh :)
Ngoc Phan - December 02, 2006 - Report this comment
Today is your birthday, I want to tell that I love U so much Britney, I wish You r always lovely, happy and lucky. Want to see U simle

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