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Song Parodies -> "Me Against the Bullies"

Original Song Title:

"Me Against The Music"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"Me Against the Bullies"

Parody Written by:

Eminerd

The Lyrics

This song is about two nerds (hey, I am one, I'm not dissing them) who are getting beaten up by bullies, hence the name.
All the nerd kids in the crowd
Grab a bully beat him now!

B: It's me against the bullies
M: Uh uh
B: It's just me
M: And me
B: Yeah
M: C'mon
M: Hey Britney?
B: Are you ready?
M: Uh uh, are you?

B&M: No one cares
B: They're beatin me up, they're pullin hair
B&M: There's more over there
B: My blood is drippin' all over the place
M: No one's there
B: I'm HALLUCINATIN? THAT'S Great
B&M: Tonight I'll fight
B: Feel the knuckles on their hand, beaten us into the ground
B: I'm up against the speaker, tryin' to take on the bullies
B: It's like a competition, me against the beatin
B: I wanna get a arrow and bow arrow and bow
B: If you really wanna battle, take karate get your black belt
B: Tryin' to hit them, ow ow OW!
B: In a minute I'm a take a you on, I'm a take a you on
Hey, hey, hey

CHORUS

B&M: All the losers on the floor
B: Let me see you fight
M: Let me see ya
B&M: All the bullies wantin war
B: Let me see you fight
M: I wanna see ya
B&M: All the nerds, beat em now
B: Let me see ya fight
M: Let me see ya
B&M: All the bullies wantin war
B: Let me see you fight
M: I wanna see ya
B&M: So how would you like a friendly competition
B&M: Let's take on the fight
B&M: It's you and me, dude. We're the rebels
B&M: Time to battle all night long


B&M: We're almost there
B: They are stealin my bag and there's nothing in it
B&M: My feet are bare
B: My fists are moving at a rapid pace
B&M: Dude, they're over there!
B: From the tip of my toes, runnin' through my legs
B&M: And now's your turn
B: Let me see how you fight don't hesitate
B: I'm up against the speaker, tryin' to take on the bullies
B: It's like a competition, me against their feet
B: I want an arrow and bow I want an arrow and bow
B: If you really wanna battle, take karate, get your black belt
B: They're hittin me- ow ow OW OW!
B: In a minute I'm a take a you on, I'm a take a you on
Hey, hey, hey

CHORUS - as before

B&M: Grip feet on the floor, try to stick hits
B&M: Just work your body and let it go
B&M: If you wanna battle just grab a bully
M: Hey Britney
B&M: We can fight all night long

M: Hey Britney, you say you wanna lose your nose
M: Come over here I got someone to do it for ya
M: Nerdy kids, I'd rather see you fight with control
M: If you think your fighting is good, then stop losin so much blood
M: All my nerd kids in the crowd, I wanna see ya fight
M: C'mon Britney lose control, watch you beat them now


B&M: Grip feet on the floor, try to stick hits
B&M: Just work your body and let it go
B&M: If you wanna battle just grab a bully
M: Hey Britney
B&M: We can fight all night long


CHORUS - as before

M: All the nerd kids in the crowd, let me see ya fight
M: C'mon Britney take them down, make a karate stance
M: All my people round by round, battle all night long
M: C'mon Britney lose control, watch you take them down

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