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Song Parodies -> "Every Crime"

Original Song Title:

"Everytime"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"Every Crime"

Parody Written by:

Chris Bodily TM

The Lyrics

This song is about a criminal whose record is extremely large. He commits crimes almost daily. I feel this criminal's sympathy.
Call the police
And cuff my hands
But why I commit these crimes?
I sing this song
'Bout the wrong doings of me

And every crime that I commit
You call up the police
I go to jail
I guess I'm very crazy
And everytime I commit evil schemes
I see their badge, it's haunting me
I guess I'm very crazy

Call the police
I broke into here
And I robbed a bank
I drank beer when I was one
My record is increasing

And every crime that I commit
You call up the police
I go to jail
I guess I'm very crazy
And everytime I commit evil schemes
I see their badge, it's haunting me
I guess I'm very crazy

I may have robbed the bank
Police just scare me
My schemes just caused you pain
And this song is my sorry

At night I pray to be released
On Judgment Day

And every crime that I commit
You call up the police
I go to jail
I guess I'm very crazy
And everytime I commit evil schemes
I see their badge, it's haunting me
I guess I'm very crazy

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