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Song Parodies -> "Contageous"

Original Song Title:

"Outrageous"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"Contageous"

Parody Written by:

Michael

The Lyrics

Contageous
Contageous From AIDS to SARS
Contageous When I'm stuck in China
Contageous Like the chicken pox
Contageous There's no vaccanation
Contageous To not die
Contageous My non stop sneeze
Contageous It's spread around the world
Contageous Some you can survive



Healthy, that i gotta be
Got these boogers chasing me
It will soon be in the air
All my friends will be sick
I haven't caught any yet
Cured after drugs
And I'm not drunk yet
Now i kept going, no diseases
And if you don't like medicine
Yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck
Me getting over the flu
Cured in a snippity snap
No more nasty dramamine
Let's show our healthy heads
It's.....

Contageous
Contageous From AIDS to SARS
Contageous When I'm stuck in China
Contageous Like the chicken pox
Contageous There's no vaccanation
Contageous To not die
Contageous My non stop sneeze
Contageous It's spread around the world
Contageous Some you can survive

I'm about to heal myself
Like that Mother Threasea
I will soon be Saint Britney
And my pictures on magazines


Make trips to India
Where there's more diseases than ever before
It's so ridden with dieseased children
And soon than gonna die anyway
Wa, wa, wa, wa, wa, wa, wa, wa, wa
Me getting over the flu
Contageous
Contageous From AIDS to SARS
Contageous When I'm stuck in China
Contageous Like the chicken pox
Contageous There's no vaccanation
Contageous To not die
Contageous My non stop sneeze
Contageous It's spread around the world
Contageous Some you can survive


Cured in a snippity snap
No more nasty dramamine
Let's show our healthy head

It's.....


Contageous
Contageous From AIDS to SARS
Contageous When I'm stuck in China
Contageous Like the chicken pox
Contageous There's no vaccanation
Contageous To not die
Contageous My non stop sneeze
Contageous It's spread around the world
Contageous Some you can survive



I just want to get rid of
Sick people all over this damn earth
Even if there insanely crazy
Mental, oooh
And when that indian is on tv
Make sure it aint Sally Struthers, yeah
Until I vow to be a priest


Contageous
Contageous From AIDS to SARS
Contageous When I'm stuck in China
Contageous Like the chicken pox
Contageous There's no vaccanation
Contageous To not die
Contageous My non stop sneeze
Contageous It's spread around the world
Contageous Some you can survive




Contageous
Contageous From AIDS to SARS
Contageous When I'm stuck in China
Contageous Like the chicken pox
Contageous There's no vaccanation
Contageous To not die
Contageous My non stop sneeze
Contageous It's spread around the world
Contageous Some you can survive

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Eminerd - February 02, 2004 - Report this comment
hey, sorry man, didn't mean to steal your idea. :)

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