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Song Parodies -> "Fart"

Original Song Title:

"Heart"

Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"Fart"

Parody Written by:

Zach Allman

The Lyrics

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Fart, I know It smells rancid to you
I'm sorry for the odor I'm puttin' you through
Please don't start to smell me or ask god for sympathy
I need a nontoxic breeze

Whew, fart, I'm not sure it's smelled long enough
To say I don't smell from that old pub
There's just one way to learn, sometimes I smell like a road kill cur
And this smell is seeping into my dogs fur

Give it time, smell me now
Hon', I can't take this stench
I need gas-x! I need beano!
I smell putrid now more than ever

Fart, all the smell will soon be gone
If you'll, if you'll keep that gas mask on
I won't always smell my friend, so keep on breathin' then
And I won't fart again (pfft. oops)

Give it time (Give it time), smell me now (smell me now)
Hon', I can't take this stench
I need gas-x (I'm all out!), I need beano!
I smell putrid now more than ever

Fart, I know I've farted on you
I'm sorry for the smell I put you through
Please don't start to smell me, I need a nontoxic breeze
That smell isn't from me (loud fart)

'Cause I won't always smell my friend, so keep on breathin' then
And I'll never fart again (pfft. oops)

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Donald Hollidy - October 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Thats Funny Man! Good Job!
Anny - October 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Lol. Tragic case of gas, huh?

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