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Song Parodies -> "What It's Like to Beam Me"

Original Song Title:

"What It's Like to Be Me"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"What It's Like to Beam Me"

Parody Written by:

Chris Bodily TM

The Lyrics

**Scotty**
Do you know what it's like?
Captain? Captain?


Captain, you see
That we
Look like the kinda crew
That you wanna beam up
Wanna make me beam you down

**Kirk**
Scotty, do know what it's like
Where no man's gone before?
Am I a bore?

Scotty take the time to realize I'm
Captain of the Enterprise
Shatner, William
So if you wanna make my day, Scotty

Wear those silly tight shoes
Command this starsip's crew
Can't you see that
If you wanna stay on ground (I'm telling you)
You've got to figure this out, Scotty
Beam yourself up or you'll lose
This is my ship, my rules
And I can see obviously (yeah-heah, yeah yeah)
Scotty you don't know
What it's like to beam me

**Scotty**
Do I know what it's like?
Do I know what it's like?

**Kirk**
It's the 23rd century
I want you to
Beam yourself down and up again
Or I won't let you in
If this deceives you Scotty
I feel like Warren Beatty
I hate seeing you above

Scotty take the time to realize I'm
Captain of the Enterprise
Shatner, William
So if you wanna make my day, Scotty

Wear those silly tight shoes
Command this starsip's crew
Can't you see that
If you wanna stay on ground (I'm telling you)
You've got to figure this out, Scotty
Beam yourself up or you'll lose
This is my ship, my rules
And I can see obviously (yeah-heah, yeah yeah)
Scotty you don't know
What it's like to beam me


Enterprise
Get to know me
Then you can show me (show me)
Your feelings for Kirk are true
Being in space is a cool thing
Let this captain live
Don't you wanna beam me up

Wear those silly tight shoes
Command this starsip's crew
Can't you see that
If you wanna stay on ground (I'm telling you)
You've got to figure this out, Scotty
Beam yourself up or you'll lose
This is my ship, my rules
And I can see obviously (yeah-heah, yeah yeah)
Scotty you don't know
What it's like

Breakdown

Wear those silly tight shoes
Command this starsip's crew
Can't you see that
If you wanna stay on ground (I'm telling you)
You've got to figure this out, Scotty
Beam yourself up or you'll lose
This is my ship, my rules
And I can see obviously (yeah-heah, yeah yeah)
Scotty you don't know
What it's like to beam me

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Captain James Tiberius Kirk - May 28, 2003 - Report this comment
Excellent.....parody.......dude! You made me boldly go.....where no man.....has gone before.........in my pants! Keep it.....up.
Spock - May 28, 2003 - Report this comment
I agree with you, Captain. This parody is off the hook!
Dr. McCoy - May 28, 2003 - Report this comment
This parody is dead, Captain.
Haikaru Walter Sulu - May 28, 2003 - Report this comment
I don't get it.
Scotty - May 28, 2003 - Report this comment
I'm sorry I beamed you up and down so many times, Captain.
Worf - May 28, 2003 - Report this comment
This parody was without honor.
7 0f 9 - May 30, 2003 - Report this comment
State the purpose of this parody so that I can assimilate it properly.
Captain Jean-Luc Picard - June 01, 2003 - Report this comment
When will you do some TNG parodies? Or DS9? Or Voyager?
Data - June 01, 2003 - Report this comment
This parody made no sense whatsoever.
That guy that Jonathan Frakes played on TNG - June 01, 2003 - Report this comment
Unlike my TNG peers, I speak in praise of this parody of Britney Jean Spears. May you have many more.
LeVar Burton's character - June 01, 2003 - Report this comment
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Will I ever stop laughing at this parody?!! Excellent!

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