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Song Parodies -> "I Hate Dave, Don't U?"

Original Song Title:

"I'm a Slave 4 U"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"I Hate Dave, Don't U?"

Parody Written by:

Chris Bodily TM

The Lyrics

A response to that "Dave" jerk everyone's talking about.
I know he is a punk but Dave's got feelings too
But I don't care 'cause of what he's been doing
Want Dave to go and just listen:

Saw something on Amiright. Dave acts like he's a girl
Well did we ever think it'd be ok for him to step into this world?
Always saying, "Mr. Dave, don't act like you a thug"
Well I'm just tryin' to find out why he's killin' all the love, yeah
End it, end, it, end it, end it
End it, end, it, end it, end it
End it, end, it, end it, end it
(Heavy panting)
I know I may come off a punk
Disses, don't know why
'Cause he feels like talkin', feels like bashin' when spoofs hit his eye
It's practically illogical, what the hell's with him?
All I know is we ain't happy when he's over here

CHORUS

I hate Dave, don't you?
He cannot stop it, we cannot control it
I hate Dave, don't you?
I won't deny it, we ain't trying to hide it

Davie, don't you wanna bash a parody
Your comments are a disgrace
Oh, Davie, don't you wanna bash a parody
And you'll go on a bashing rage
Like that. You like that?
Yeah. Hates parodies
End it, end, it, end it, end it
End it, end, it, end it, end it
End it, end, it, end it, end it
(Heavy panting)
I really wanna end the fights, don't you?
I really wanna do what y'all want me to
I really wanna end the fights, don't you?
I really wanna do what y'all want me to
Davie, don't you wanna bash a parody
Your comments are a disgrace
Oh, Davie, don't you wanna bash a parody
And you'll go on a bashing rage

CHORUS - repeat

End it, end, it, end it, end it
End it, end, it, end it, end it
End it, end, it, end it, end it
(Heavy panting)
End it, end, it, end it, end it
End it, end, it, end it, end it
End it, end, it, end it, end it
(Heavy panting)

CHORUS - repeat

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IHATETHEDAVE - April 08, 2005 - Report this comment
This is one of the two originators of the "Dave" joke. We heard through the internet winds about your song, and I must say its great :) For anyone who doesnt know about the joke and would like to, send an email to ihatethedave@hotmail.com And put JOKE in the subject line. It may be a day before we reply, as it is fairly popular right now.

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