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Song Parodies -> "Don't Tell Me that Britney's a Ho"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Let Me Be the Last to Know"

Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Tell Me that Britney's a Ho"

Parody Written by:

Chris Bodily TM

The Lyrics

Trust me, I get it a lot.
My friends know I'm so into she
And that I love her desperately
I think you said she's such a geek

But I need to tell you off, F you
If you want me to think that crap's true
I've been loving her so long it hurts
Don't wanna hear you say them words, please

Don't, don't tell me that Britney's a ho
Shut your trap, she's the way to go
I need to hear y'all say
You love that Britney J
Oh, if y'all like me so
Don't tell me that Britney's a ho


Your dirty language says so much
Yeah, your Britney hating's out of touch
But til' you say the words it's not enough
C'mon and tell me Brit's a dove, please


C'mon Crazy, c'mon Florio, yeah
C'mon, Britney isn't dumb
C'mon now, oh yeah

I need to hear you say
You love Old Britney J
And I don't wanna wait another day
You wanna feel the way I feel
Oh, c'mon

Don't tell me that Britney's dumb
Shut your trap, (She is) the way to go
I need to hear you say
You love that Britney J
So...dudes, if y'all love Britney
Don't tell me that Britney's a ho

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Voting Results

Pacing: 3.4
How Funny: 3.4
Overall Rating: 3.4

Total Votes: 7

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   2
 2   0
 3   1
 4   1
 5   3

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Michael Pacholek - May 09, 2003 - Report this comment
She's a slut, she's a tramp, she's a skank, she's a strumpet, she's a trollop. And she can't sing. Hey, I didn't say she's a ho. And I did give you all 4s for this parody. That's more than she'll ever give you. Britney will never give you all fours.
Lemmy - June 25, 2003 - Report this comment
I give ya 5,5,5 for this classic, dude! Every parody you've ever written is a classic.
shanice - April 06, 2004 - Report this comment
very good loved it.
Wikkid - April 25, 2004 - Report this comment
This parody is great. I give ya all 5's.

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