They huge in the eighties
They rocked up MTV
They sang some dumb hair metal, yuck!
Now they rest in peace
Who's that playing with that axe?
I don't think he understands
I wont take this (Crap!) No more
Rather hear The Doors
Longley died, and it watered eyes
Ninety-seven dead, sang "Once Bitten, Twice Shy"

Think of all the times that played axe
Think of all the times hair metal's back
Ain't no way they kill Longley
I don't wanna see mull'ts back in
Let's just face it (face it)
Died in the fire and they won't come back
(Never) Thought that It would be Longley
I don't wanna see mull'ts back in

Don't say they the real deal
Or say hair metal's real
their hair's mess up
I'm cool without it
It sucks, and it ain't real
Now this dude don't need no band
That has large hair and is too bland
Tai died tragically
Boy, can't write parody!

Longley died, and it watered eyes
Ninety-seven dead, sang "Once Bitten, Twice Shy"

Think of all the times that played axe
Think of all the times hair metal's back
Ain't no way they kill Longley
I don't wanna see mull'ts back in
Let's just face it (face it)
Died in the fire and they won't come back
(Never) Thought that It would be Longley
I don't wanna see mull'ts back in

Think of Tai, this made me cry
Though hair bands make me snooze
I'm tired of bashing these eighties hairbands

Hairbands make me snooze!

(talk)
A mistimed pyrotechnic trick
Set the place on fire, the roof was lit
All those stupid hairbands, they really looked like chicks!
Kill Great White, Boy they must have tripped
What were they thinkin when they lost their fans
Their guitarist, now they left with nothing
Oh baby, though I know I hate hairbands
I ach'ly miss Longley, and I'm not happy
(talk ends)

Think of all the times that played axe
Think of all the times hair metal's back
Ain't no way they kill Longley
I don't wanna see mull'ts back in
Let's just face it (face it)
Died in the fire and they won't come back
(Never) Thought that It would be Longley
I don't wanna see mull'ts back in

Think of all the times that played axe
Think of all the times hair metal's back
Ain't no way they kill Longley
I don't wanna see mull'ts back in
Let's just face it (face it)
Died in the fire and they won't come back
(Never) Thought that It would be Longley
I don't wanna see mull'ts back in