Song Parodies -> The Reality Shows That Simply Got To Go
| Original Song Title: | "The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows" |
| Original Performer: | Brand New |
| Parody Song Title: | "The Reality Shows That Simply Got To Go" |
| Parody Written by: | Jammin' Jeff |
I'M BAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!! OH YEAH IT'S ME, IT'S ME, FROM THE J TO THE A TO THE DOUBLE M AND THEN I N', TO THE J TO THE E TO THE DOUBLE F, JAMMIN' JEFF!!!! Personally I don't know how you guys make up these parodies so quickly. You guys must be real creative. Anyway keep up the great work and Enjoy this parody about Reality T.V.!
Turned on my TV set, and I got real upset,
To find the only thing "good" on was Bachelorette.
I've seen enough of this, so I decided to list,
All the ones I know of the Reality Shows that simply got to go.
First there's Joe Millionaire, and then Extreme Makeover,
If tonight I see Fear Factor, then tonight I think I'll pass out.
Oh and before I forget, The Bachelor and Bachelorette,
Oh well at least I think they got rid of Big Brother.
As for Anna Nicole Smith, oh god what an ugly b*tch,
Even if she's got big t*ts.
But The Osbournes are bleeping awesome,
Except on the last show last season,
It makes me wonder if the show is all real or just scripted.
How real is Real World? Surreal Life I saw and hurled,
I thought The Family was crazy, but Apprentice is real hazy.
But Average Joe is okay, but My Big, Fat, Obnoxious Fiancee,
Oh my God that show is just so stupid and gay.
I......Don't....Mind...Survivor.
Or......Ce....leb...brity Mole.
I......DON'T....MIND...SURVIVOR!
OR......CE....LEB...BRITY MOLE.
But Despise Joe Millionaire, and then Extreme Makeover,
If tonight I see Fear Factor, then tonight I think I'll pass out.
Oh and before I forget, The Bachelor and Bachelorette,
Oh well at least I think they got rid of Big Brother.
(I......DON'T....MIND...SURVIVOR!
OR......CE....LEB...BRITY MOLE.)
How real is Real World? Surreal Life I saw and hurled,
I thought The Family was crazy, but Apprentice is real hazy.
But Average Joe is okay, but My Big, Fat, Obnoxious Fiancee,
Oh my God that show is just so stupid and gay.
To find the only thing "good" on was Bachelorette.
I've seen enough of this, so I decided to list,
All the ones I know of the Reality Shows that simply got to go.
First there's Joe Millionaire, and then Extreme Makeover,
If tonight I see Fear Factor, then tonight I think I'll pass out.
Oh and before I forget, The Bachelor and Bachelorette,
Oh well at least I think they got rid of Big Brother.
As for Anna Nicole Smith, oh god what an ugly b*tch,
Even if she's got big t*ts.
But The Osbournes are bleeping awesome,
Except on the last show last season,
It makes me wonder if the show is all real or just scripted.
How real is Real World? Surreal Life I saw and hurled,
I thought The Family was crazy, but Apprentice is real hazy.
But Average Joe is okay, but My Big, Fat, Obnoxious Fiancee,
Oh my God that show is just so stupid and gay.
I......Don't....Mind...Survivor.
Or......Ce....leb...brity Mole.
I......DON'T....MIND...SURVIVOR!
OR......CE....LEB...BRITY MOLE.
But Despise Joe Millionaire, and then Extreme Makeover,
If tonight I see Fear Factor, then tonight I think I'll pass out.
Oh and before I forget, The Bachelor and Bachelorette,
Oh well at least I think they got rid of Big Brother.
(I......DON'T....MIND...SURVIVOR!
OR......CE....LEB...BRITY MOLE.)
How real is Real World? Surreal Life I saw and hurled,
I thought The Family was crazy, but Apprentice is real hazy.
But Average Joe is okay, but My Big, Fat, Obnoxious Fiancee,
Oh my God that show is just so stupid and gay.
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...That...Is...so grrrrrrrrrrrreat! <-lookit me im tony!!
doesnt fit properly nice try though
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