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Song Parodies -> "Velocity"

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Original Performer:

Brad Paisley

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Parody Written by:

Jobber Jim

The Lyrics

Another wrestling-based parody. WWE Velocity airs Saturday nights on Spike TV.
Someday I'm gonna be champion. Do I wrestle well, no.
These days you barely need to. Thanks to gimmicks that blow.
Triple H lost the title, and put a bounty on the champ.
It all depends on whether you're on RAW now, or in the SMACKDOWN! camp.
REFRAIN: And when you're on Velocity, you create animosity. No matter who you
are, you can be a star, with only a single move. You can jump around and make a
mess, but if you do a shooting star press. The people will confess, that they will be
impressed, even though you suck. Wrestling on Velocity. END REFRAIN
You ain't gotta have no talent. Just ask that guy A-Train.
If you can make it look painful, then things will go your way.
Just come up with one unique move, and you will earn your space.
Scotty 2 Hotty just does the Worm and people cheer all through the place.
(Repeat refrain)

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