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Song Parodies -> "1995"

Original Song Title:

"1985"

Original Performer:

Bowling For Soup

Parody Song Title:

"1995"

Parody Written by:

Erin

The Lyrics

Another 1995 parody, but I just cannot believe it's been almost 12 years and that I'm now in my 30s (aka early middle-age)! Where did the time go?...
Woo Hoo Hooooo?

Woo hoo wooooo!

Heather just hit the wall
She never had it all
One Starbucks a day
Husband and her have split
Her dreams went out the door
Just before the big two-O.
Only been with a few men
What happened to her plan?

She was gonna be a model
She was gonna be a star
She was gonna shake her ass
On the hood of Keanu Reeve's car
Her little Sunfire is now the enemy
Looks at her dismal life
And nothin, has been...
all right since

Green Day, Nirvana
Way before Beyonce There was Pearl Jam and Offspring
And music still on MTV
Her colleagues are 20
They tell her that she's uncool
'Cause she's still preoccupied
With 19, 19, 1995

Woo Hoo Hooooo!
(1995)
Woo Hoo Hooooo!

She's seen all the classics
She knows every line
"Forrest Gump", "Reality Bites"
Even "Clueless"
She rocked out to No Doubt
Not a big Hilary Duff fan
Thought she'd get a hand
On a member of Boyz II Men

Where's the mini-skirt made of vinyl
And who's the other guy that's singing in Inxs?
When did the Net become a necessity?
What ever happened to Beavis and Butthead
(on the radio was)

Green Day, Nirvana
Way before Beyonce There was Pearl Jam and Offspring
And music still on MTV
Her colleagues are 20
They tell her that she's uncool
'Cause she's still preoccupied
With 19, 19, 1995

Woo Hoo Hooooo!

She hates time, make it stop
When did Cranberries become retro? (retro)
And who the f#ck is Paris Hilton?
Please make this stop, stop, STOP(tick tick tick) AND BRING BACK

Green Day, Nirvana
Way before Beyonce there was Pearl Jam and Offspring
And music still on MTV
Her colleagues are 20
They tell her that she's uncool
'Cause she's still preoccupied
With 19, 19, 1995
Woo Hoo Hooooo!

Green Day, Nirvana
Way before Beyonce There was Pearl Jam and Offspring
And music still on MTV
Her colleagues are 20
They tell her that she's uncool
'Cause she's still preoccupied
With 19, 19, 1995
Woo Hoo Hooooo!

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Pacing: 2.7
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 2.9

Total Votes: 9

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daniel - January 26, 2007 - Report this comment
nothing was worth a 4 but everything was better than 3 so if i could have i would have given u a 3.5
The Song Above is Terrible - January 26, 2007 - Report this comment
Dude this sucks so bad! You're lyrics are almost a mirror image of 1985, the only thing worth anything was the pacing, but I guess it's easy doing that when the lyrics are exactly the same
JP - January 26, 2007 - Report this comment
Pretty good. As a 30 year old myself, I can definately feel your pain. 4-5-5.

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