Woo Hoo Hooooo?

Woo hoo wooooo!

Heather just hit the wall
She never had it all
One Starbucks a day
Husband and her have split
Her dreams went out the door
Just before the big two-O.
Only been with a few men
What happened to her plan?

She was gonna be a model
She was gonna be a star
She was gonna shake her ass
On the hood of Keanu Reeve's car
Her little Sunfire is now the enemy
Looks at her dismal life
And nothin, has been...
all right since

Green Day, Nirvana
Way before Beyonce There was Pearl Jam and Offspring
And music still on MTV
Her colleagues are 20
They tell her that she's uncool
'Cause she's still preoccupied
With 19, 19, 1995

Woo Hoo Hooooo!
(1995)
Woo Hoo Hooooo!

She's seen all the classics
She knows every line
"Forrest Gump", "Reality Bites"
Even "Clueless"
She rocked out to No Doubt
Not a big Hilary Duff fan
Thought she'd get a hand
On a member of Boyz II Men

Where's the mini-skirt made of vinyl
And who's the other guy that's singing in Inxs?
When did the Net become a necessity?
What ever happened to Beavis and Butthead
(on the radio was)

Green Day, Nirvana
Way before Beyonce There was Pearl Jam and Offspring
And music still on MTV
Her colleagues are 20
They tell her that she's uncool
'Cause she's still preoccupied
With 19, 19, 1995

Woo Hoo Hooooo!

She hates time, make it stop
When did Cranberries become retro? (retro)
And who the f#ck is Paris Hilton?
Please make this stop, stop, STOP(tick tick tick) AND BRING BACK

Green Day, Nirvana
Way before Beyonce there was Pearl Jam and Offspring
And music still on MTV
Her colleagues are 20
They tell her that she's uncool
'Cause she's still preoccupied
With 19, 19, 1995
Woo Hoo Hooooo!

Green Day, Nirvana
Way before Beyonce There was Pearl Jam and Offspring
And music still on MTV
Her colleagues are 20
They tell her that she's uncool
'Cause she's still preoccupied
With 19, 19, 1995
Woo Hoo Hooooo!