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Song Parodies -> "Well Done! You Lost Your Teeth, And 400 Pounds!!!!"

Original Song Title:

"1985"

Original Performer:

Bowling For Soup

Parody Song Title:

"Well Done! You Lost Your Teeth, And 400 Pounds!!!!"

Parody Written by:

Viva La Spatula

The Lyrics

( silly chanting )

Chevvy just hit the wall
it ended in a brawl
the owner of the home
was a wrestling champion
my teeth went out the door
false crowns at twenty four
all because of one man
nothing else will rhyme but flan?

I was gonna be an actor
or a blue movie star
you were gonna see my ass
on the world wide web i thought
but my bluey chevvy cost me most of my teeth
now i cant get a wife
and nothing has been alright since

my molars, insisors
were knocked out by a fighter
they were white and were shiny
i never caught tonsilitis
but some guy knocked them all
out of my mouth in a brawl
and ive only eaten soup
since 1982

more silly wooing
(1982)
again with the wooing

my teeth are made of plastic
they dont look too nice
Breakfast comprises of soup
and lunch and supper while
everyone eats their bran
im a big Bizkit fan
but some guy laid his hand
on my mouth, its sad

Where's the turkey, with crispy skin
and by the way i really hate Van Halen
when did dinners, become TV
what ever happened to, corndogs, burgers


my molars, insisors
were knocked out by a fighter
they were white and were shiny
i never caught tonsilitis
but some guy knocked them all
out of my mouth in a brawl
and ive only eaten soup
since 1982

Woohoohoo

i hate this, make it stop
when did i stop eating stick of rock
And when did corned beef, make me fatter
why wont it stop,stop
Stop!
And bring back

my molars, insisors
were knocked out by a fighter
they were white and were shiny
i never caught tonsilitis
but some guy knocked them all
out of my mouth in a brawl
and ive only eaten soup
since 1982

my molars, insisors
were knocked out by a fighter
they were white and were shiny
i never caught tonsilitis
but some guy knocked them all
out of my mouth in a brawl
and ive only eaten soup
since 1982

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Pacing: 3.9
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 3.9

Total Votes: 9

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Red Ant - December 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Hey guys, I barely remember TOS so I won't vote. I checked out your website, even listened to The Haircut Chronicles - good bass line in that. If you guys are open to a small suggestion I'll reply back.
viva la spatula guitarist - December 22, 2005 - Report this comment
yeah, were open to suggestions, so long as the words " youre shit " come up in it
Red Ant - December 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Well, not sure what context you would want "youre sh!t" so I'll have to pass. While I have no interest in geting involved between VLS and Huff, I (and probably others) are going to be hesitant to offer you any constructive criticism on how you can improve your parodies (assuming that is a goal you have) with what is currently on your site. What is a low vote?

I would assume that since you guys are a band that your parodies are also sometimes performed, even if just a demo/messing around, so pacing *should* be virtually perfect as to avoid stumbles when singing. Alas, I do not know any of the OSs you have parodied thus far, so I am in the dark on that point, but should you happen to/eventually parody a song I know and I find something off, I hope I can tell you in a constructive manner how it could be better.

So, that's more of a question(s) than a suggestion. As for your bands motto, I love it and couldn't agree more.
viva la spatula guitarist - December 23, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks for the feedback............ what kind of sstyles do voters on this site like then???? dont be afraid to say, if you hate it well parody it..... hell, if you like it, well parody it.... and a low vote is a vote of 111 without any consideration for subjective humour, places where the pacing were right, and the fact that you liked the original song.
Huff - January 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Truthfully Red, you arent getting in the way at all. There isn't anything going on anymore. Some asshole falsely posted on the one parody that started the whole thing. It's really kind of funny. It doesn't even sound like me lol. And spatula, you have talent, but some of it gets lost in the fact that you repeat the words alot, paroding only half the song and repeating it again. Also, like Red here, nobody knows half of the songs you do. Try to pick more well known songs and make entire parodies that, even in repetitve songs, do not repeat. This one does exactly that. Good work. Maybe you would want to divuldge that website of yours' URL to me? It might help me get a feel for how good you really are. 555 on this parody.

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