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Song Parodies -> "Stone All The Monsters Want"

Original Song Title:

"Girl All The Bad Guys Want"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bowling For Soup

Parody Song Title:

"Stone All The Monsters Want"

Parody Written by:

InuOtome

The Lyrics

Another HagaRen (Fullmetal Alchemist) parody.You all should be expectin a LOT of these from me.I LOVE YOU EDO-KUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ed:
8 o'clock, Monday night and I'm waitin'
To finally grab the stone a bit more holy than me.
They call it Kenja No Ishi,
Equivalent Exchange, some aren't quite sure what that means.

Ed:
And when they walk,
All the wind blows and the devils sing.
They want to fight me!

Al: Cause it is startin' battles
Winry: Homonculi like flies
Roy: Try to fight Fullmetal
Military: Icicles in their eyes

Ed:
It's like a bad movie
Weapons goin through me
If you were me, then you'd be
Screamin' "Someone shoot me!"
As I fail miserably,
Tryin to get the stone all the monsters want!
It's the stone all the monsters want!

Ed:
Envy likes to smack me and I'd like to kill him
My life's full of sinners, and I'm mad at my dad
They all love to scorn me and call me a shorty
They'll never know that I'm the best that they'll ever see

Ed:
And when they walk,
All the wind blows and the devils sing.
They want to fight me!

Al: Cause it is startin' battles
Winry: Homonculi like flies
Roy: Try to fight Fullmetal
Military: Icicles in their eyes

Ed:
Lust kills 'em in a flash
More deaths as seasons pass
Envy didn't give a damn
Can a bullet kill a man?

Ed:
It's like a bad movie
Weapons goin' through me
If you were me, then you'd be
Screamin' "Someone shoot me!"
As I fail miserably,
Tryin' to get the stone all the monsters want.
It's the stone all the monsters want!
It's the stone all the monsters want!
It's the stone all the monsters want!

Ed:
There it goes again
More automail on, and pain starts to flare
She cracked my head, I wanna be sedated
All I wanted was to see her naked!

Ed:
Now I am transmutating
Tryin' to restore me
and my brother back from metal
Sarcasm in my eyes
I can't grow a single inch
And I ain't got no deadly wrench
All I got's a hatred...hatred....hatred.....

Ed:
It's like a bad movie
Weapons goin' through me
If you were me, then you'd be
Screamin' "Someone shoot me!"
As I fail miserably,
Tryin' to get the stone all the monsters want.

Everyone:
It's the stone all the monsters want!
It's the stone all the monsters want!
It's the stone all the monsters want!
It's the stone all the monsters want!
(There they go again)
It's the stone all the monsters want!
It's the stone all the monsters want!
(There they go again)
It's the stone all the monsters want!
It's the stone all the monsters want!
Just so you all know, Kenja No Ishi is the Japnese way of saying, 'The Philosopher's Stone' which is what the monsters (homonculi) are after. Go watch the anime or read the manga for more info if your interested. (Which you should be if you are here.)And again.........*deep breath*.......................I LOVE YOU EDWARD, YOU HOT CHUNK OF MANLY ROAST BEEF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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InuOtome - December 31, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm a dumbass. I misspelled 'homunculi'. -_-*

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