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Song Parodies -> "Guy All The Ugly Girls Want"

Original Song Title:

"Girl All The Bad Guys Want"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bowling for Soup

Parody Song Title:

"Guy All The Ugly Girls Want"

Parody Written by:

Teresa

The Lyrics

I was hanging out with my friend Alex and my sister one night when this song came out and we were bored so we decided to make a parodie of it. Thats when the addiction started. Weve written like 5 now. Anyway, we were mad at this one kid that lived a couple blocks away. This parodie is about him. Most of the stuff said about him in the parodie is true.PLEASE DONT TAKE THIS SONG AND SAY YOU WROTE IT!!! it took me and my friends a lot of time to write this. You can tell people about it, but dont say YOU wrote it. I did!
8 o'clock, Monday night and I'm trying
to avoid a moron a lot dumber than me.
His name is Michael, he's a hobo with a nose ring,
says he wants 3-way buy he's not quite sure what it means.

And when he walks, all the birds fly and the people scream, and he always talks to me!

So he's watching Goosebumps,
trying to be a tough guy,
listening to Britney Spears,
Game Boys are in his eyes.
Its like a bad movie, he's not groovy,
you know that he should be screaming "someone shoot me"
as he falls miserably.
Cuz he's the guy all the ugly girls want, he's the guy all the ugly girls want.

I like Green Day, but he's still liking N*SYNC,
his room is full of whity tighty's that have never been cleaned,
he said he'd like to score some tongue with Thomas Dourghty. Everyone knows that he's the worst thing we've every seen.

And when he walks, all the birds fly and the people scream, and he always talks to me!

Cuz he's watching Goosebumps,
trying to be a tough guy,
listening to Britney Spears,
Game Boys are in his eyes.
He's trying to grow a mustache,
golfing season pass,
driving in his dad's van,
a Mohawk doesn't make a man.
Its like a bad movie, he's not groovy,
you know that he should be screaming "someone shoot me"
as he falls miserably.
Cuz he's the guy all the ugly girls want,
he's the guy all the ugly girls want.
Cuz he's the guy all the ugly girls want.
Cuz he's the guy all the ugly girls want.

There he goes again, his ugly face,
dirt stuck in his hair.
I broke his heart, now he's constipated,
all I wanted to make him real mad!

Now's he's watching Goosebumps,
trying to be a tough guy,
listening to Britney Spears,
Game Boys are in his eyes.
He's trying to grow a mustache,
golfing season pass,
He wants to learn to bag dance.

Its like a bad movie, he's not groovy,
you know that he should be screaming "someone shoot me"
as he falls miserably.
Cuz he's the guy all the ugly girls want,
he's the guy all the ugly girls want.
Cuz he's the guy all the ugly girls want,
he's the guy all the ugly girls want.
he's the guy all the ugly girls want.
Cuz he's the guy all the ugly girls want,
he's the guy all the ugly girls want.

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Arwen - June 17, 2005 - Report this comment
I might be tempted from time to time...but I PROMISE that I won't tell anyone that I wrote this...=)

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